Mognet

[ Sup ya'll, there's suddenly this small spunky Korean on the iMog to greet everyone with a huge grin. She seems to be outside while clutching the mog to capture her face as she talks. ]

Hey gang! D.Va here checking in on everyone here once again! What a crazy few months, huh? First we get caught up in memory land, now they're celebrating Christmas all of a sudden! And whoa, I heard about what happened in Ka'Pandol! Talk about serious boss battle. This place always has something going on. That's why I'm training harder than ever to keep my skills in check and eyes on the prize to get home. In the meantime, I got this new gig that will keep me just as busy.

It's not the military but you're looking at Hisan City's newest police officer! That means for all you rule breakers you got a new challenger on the field to deal with. Me. D.Va. And I'm not going to be alone too. I don't know how they did it, but ...

[ The camera angle changes from portrait to face fronting and slowly focuses on what appears to be a huge mechanical body just there. ]

Duh duh dunna naaaah, it's my MEKA! Finally, it's here! They found it! It's a little funky and needs a bit of work, but I finally got it back! I'll be cruising the streets kicking bad guys off in just a few days. I just need some kind of mechanic to take a look at her! I gotta get her back in good working order! Once this baby is up and going, noobs won't stand a chance against me.

Anyway, keep on you toes and and stay safe out there! Who knows what's in store for us next. Hopefully you don't get the guy that wipes your team! Peace and love, D.Va out!

Look, Mogload, we're live! Good! That's what I'm talkin' about.

[ Have a very close up shot of this gal right here, Hana. She grins at the camera and quickly seems to place the device somewhere on a desk in her room. Then she quickly rushes into her seat and points to the camera. ]

Hey gang! D.Va here. And I just wanted to drop in and see how everyone is holding up! We're quickly approaching living just a few weeks in this crazy new world. And did you see the other cities? Killer! I never even DREAMED of being in a world like this. It's like those fantasy games I used to play as a kid! So much life everywhere and different from home.

[ There's a pause as she frowns a bit looking off. ]

Kind of miss it, actually. I bet my subscribers at home would love this...

[ But now its back to the camera. ]

But lucky for you, now YOU'RE officially a new subscriber! That's right, I decided that even when I'm away from home it's my duty to make sure everyone sees I'm alive an' cookin'. No fees involved, all access and totally free! Anything for my new fans.

So how's it going, guys? Did you find any new places? Discover any spooky types? Or maybe there's a hunt or job you need me to do!

And me? What have I been up to? Well, you're looking at your brand new Cavalier! So, you know, if you need anything? Just give me a call! You won't regret bringing me around, I promise! Me and my new friend—I made a friend, see—we're gonna take the bad guys down! And the friend? They call them Chocobos! They're SO cute!

Anyway... [ She looks towards her door. She HAS been rather loud but no matter. ]

That's all I have tonight. Next time, we'll go live as I learn a bit more about my new abilities. Easy peasy, nothing I'm not familiar with! Oh, and we're gonna talk about my M-E-K-A because I'm going to get it back one way or another! It's out there somewhere! And I'm going to bring her home!

Hope you're ready for me—winky face! [ And of course an actual wink. ]

See ya next time!

Love, D.Va!