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I had no idea you were so domestic, kupo...

[ Lelouch shrugs at Mogya, who seems to be recording. There's nothing fancy here. Just Lelouch wearing an apron and cutting up some fish. Neither one of them seem to notice it, but there's a third set of eyes. An otter lurks. Clearly up to no good. ]

Can you really call yourself independent if you can't manage at least this much?

[ Unfortunately, it's enough of a distraction. That otter dashes forward, snatching up a few fish chunks along the way. Both Mogya and Lelouch startle, but the later seems to recover faster. He shouts, hand shooting out to grab the pet by the scruff with his hand out. ]

Drop it! [ Not that the otter seems to be interested in that. It shakes its head. Actively turning it's mouth away from that open hand. ] I said drop it. Don't make me -

Lelouch!

[ And then there's Euphy coming into the room. Not looking too happy. Lelouch stammers, long enough for the otter to break free and leap into Euphy's arms. ]

Don't you yell at it! It was just hungry.

But it was -

You should be kinder to your companion! There's no reason to let him starve. There, there. It's alright, you just wanted some food, didn't you? Poor, sweet little guy...

[ She turns on her heel, leaving. Otter still in her arms. Lelouch rubs at his face in irritation. Mogya just starts laughing. ]

So much for trying to catch a video of you cooking, kupo.

[ His gaze snaps right back to the Moogle. ]

You were what?

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Busted!

Excuse me?

[Now, now, Lelouch, there's no need to sulk.]

Would you have preferred a more dramatic play-by-play review then?

I would have preferred to be ignored, honestly.

Well... it's a bit late for that now!

Honestly though, why not cut a bit up for the little guy before you start next time? That way, you don't have to worry about food theft and cross contamination.

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Hey, I'm not judging. You want food done right, you've gotta do it yourself. Which is...still something I'm not doing, so you're way ahead there.

[He's smiling at the cuteness of the scene though.]

Somebody definitely likes what you made.

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Somebody likes being troublesome and impatient.

[ Huffs. ]

You mean to tell me you're not doing these things yourself?

Nah. I mostly eat out, and buy food for my roommates---helps that I'm making a little more money now.

I can make sandwiches, that's about it. Someone tried to teach me once. It ended terribly.

Eating out is sort of wasteful, isn't it? It's more costly than just learning some basics. Though do I want to know how you could have failed in making a sandwich?

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[ Hunk's video feed comes on and he's at the left side of the frame doing his best impression of a color commentator. ]

Ohhhh.... and it looks like Lelouch has lost his adorable sous-chef and the respect of his sister! [ And then he shifts his weight and footing to put himself on the right side of the frame. ] And since that otter has not washed his hands, that whole fish is probably contaminated!

[ And then Hunk laughs, returning vaguely to the middle of the frame. ] Does that little scamp have a name?

[ And Lelouch is rubbing the side of his head to alleviate the coming headache. ]

Don't remind me. Starting over is time consuming and puts me behind schedule.

[ For studying and whatnot. Also because he doesn't want Euphy to try to help him either. ]

It doesn't have a name yet.

I'd name it Wottson. [ He smiles, somehow both warm and condescending. ] Because he's clever. Unless you think it's good enough to be Sherlott Holmes.

[ And then he quirks an eyebrow at the boy. ] What else do you have scheduled?

Studying...

[ Obviously, Hunk. ]

You really think names with puns in them are the best?

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[ She's laughing. Comedy gold.]

Beaten by an otter. Man, you're really bad at this. Your reaction timing is terrible!

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When and if I am in need of your criticism, I will let you know.

Psh, as if I need your permission. [ Snerks. ] Besides, your Moogle captured it all live for the rest of us. It's not my fault I'm just pointing out the obvious, slowbie.