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[gglosers]

Look, Mogload, we're live! Good! That's what I'm talkin' about.

[ Have a very close up shot of this gal right here, Hana. She grins at the camera and quickly seems to place the device somewhere on a desk in her room. Then she quickly rushes into her seat and points to the camera. ]

Hey gang! D.Va here. And I just wanted to drop in and see how everyone is holding up! We're quickly approaching living just a few weeks in this crazy new world. And did you see the other cities? Killer! I never even DREAMED of being in a world like this. It's like those fantasy games I used to play as a kid! So much life everywhere and different from home.

[ There's a pause as she frowns a bit looking off. ]

Kind of miss it, actually. I bet my subscribers at home would love this...

[ But now its back to the camera. ]

But lucky for you, now YOU'RE officially a new subscriber! That's right, I decided that even when I'm away from home it's my duty to make sure everyone sees I'm alive an' cookin'. No fees involved, all access and totally free! Anything for my new fans.

So how's it going, guys? Did you find any new places? Discover any spooky types? Or maybe there's a hunt or job you need me to do!

And me? What have I been up to? Well, you're looking at your brand new Cavalier! So, you know, if you need anything? Just give me a call! You won't regret bringing me around, I promise! Me and my new friend—I made a friend, see—we're gonna take the bad guys down! And the friend? They call them Chocobos! They're SO cute!

Anyway... [ She looks towards her door. She HAS been rather loud but no matter. ]

That's all I have tonight. Next time, we'll go live as I learn a bit more about my new abilities. Easy peasy, nothing I'm not familiar with! Oh, and we're gonna talk about my M-E-K-A because I'm going to get it back one way or another! It's out there somewhere! And I'm going to bring her home!

Hope you're ready for me—winky face! [ And of course an actual wink. ]

See ya next time!

Love, D.Va!

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[voice]

[garyoutensei]

-There's a distinct sound on the other end, a striking match, followed shortly by a slight puffing noise and a long exhale... a silent pause, and then she speaks.-

Listen, half-pint, I'm sure you're a kid in a candy store and all that, but for all that talk of "fans" and "subscribers", whatever the hell that means, you haven't actually given anyone a reason to give a shit about you.

So what exactly do you do, hm?

[gglosers]

[ Hana just grins. This is sort of response is nothing she's unfamiliar with. ]

Awww, you're just here to troll. That's okay! We all need something to do when we're bored.

And I'm not a half-pint or a kid, lady! How about we fix that first before I indulge you with details of my life you don't care about.

[garyoutensei]

-"The hell is a troll?" she thought to herself.-

Whatever makes you happy, princess, I just need to know if you're actually worth knowing or if you're just some punk that's way too full of themselves.

[gglosers]

Maybe I'm just 'some punk' that knows what she's about and not afraid to show it!

That depends. Who's asking?

[garyoutensei]

-Fair enough, she supposes. There's another puff, and she answers.-

Baiken, and I know my way around a sword.

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[seekthelight]

[Sora's all grins when he replies, his moogle, Nami, perched on his head looking tired as always.]

This is the longest I've ever stayed on one world before! It's been pretty neat getting to explore so much and not have to battle Heartless or anything like that!

[Because she's totally going to understand what you're talking about.]

Wait, Cavaliers get Chocobos? Really?

[gglosers]

The longest you've stayed in on a world? You travel to worlds often?

[ Annnnd she's not even going to question the heartless part but it does have her a tad curious. ]

Yeah! Pretty cool, right? It'll be a little different from my mobile suit, but I'm up for the challenge!

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[witchwithoutacause]

[ Amanda stares back with mildly narrowed eyes for a moment. ]

...you actually said 'winky face' out loud. C'mon.

[gglosers]

[ Cue bubble gum pop. ]

Got a problem with that?

[witchwithoutacause]

I dunno if I'd call it a 'problem' just... wow, you've done this a lot.

[gglosers]

I sure have. Made a name for myself, too. It comes with being number one.

[witchwithoutacause]

Big name streamer huh?

[ Amanda doesn't internet, like, a ton, but she knows how that works. ]

So what'd you stream? You don't seem like the makeup tutorial kinda gal.

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[mech_and_mutt]

[First Azusa, now this girl-- a girl who even called herself 'Diva'. how many idols did they bring to this world?! At least they weren't going to be starved for entertainment, even if it wasn't usually his sort of--

hold on, what did that girl spell out? The feed snaps on with a bit of a fumble, as though hurried, though Red's peering into the camera from his kitchen soon enough.]

Hang on, did you say "Mecha?"

[gglosers]

[ So many idols. So many. But she's going to probably not make that a secret here like maybe others. But give her a moment because uhm is this a dog on her feed. She stares for a second. Weirder things have happened. ]

Uh, yeah! I did. [ Staring. ] You talk.

[mech_and_mutt]

[Right... he knows what that look means. He's had it a few times by now. Still, there's only a trace of irritation to be seen in response.]

Yeah, I talk. I also swing a sword and pilot a Mecha of my own.

[gglosers]

[ She gets over this quickly enough. She's seen worse. Because HEY he likes Mechs! ]

Is that so? Tell me about it! Did they lose your mecha, too?

[mech_and_mutt]

[See, NOW we're getting somewhere!]

They did, and almost a month later I still feel naked without it! It's about twice as tall as me, mostly white and yellow, and it's got big, flexible arms that fold into wings.

I'm tryin' to pick up a suit of Magitek armor in the meantime, but that's still a ways off, even after I told 'em I've piloted stuff like that before... guessin' they told you the same?

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[chefbayardee]

[ The feed cuts in as Hunk stands in a kitchen. A loud but strained "kupo!" reaches the microphone, and it's pretty obvious that a Moogle is holding the slate. Well, that and the pom-pom drifting in and out of the top of the frame. ]

Wait wait wait, hold on...

[ A series of rapid thuds echoes out of frame, not unlike the sound of a machine-gun. ]

You're cooking and you didn't tell me?

[ He sighs, reaches down with one hand, and pulls up a slice of a Vaikunthan carrot, which he immediately pops into his mouth. Despite the food, he looks unhappy. ]

Not cool. Frowny face.

[gglosers]

[ Have some staring, Hunk! He knows you don't get her lingo but maaaan. Maaan. After a bit of quiet confusion, she finally replies by bursting into giggles. Too funny. ]

I'm not actually cookin', Hunk! It's a saying! You know, like it means I'm still roaring and ready to fight!

[chefbayardee]

See, I thought that was what you meant.

[ He starts laughing himself, glad that the girl wasn't some sort of food blogger and it never came up. ]

I don't think I could forgive you if you did a cooking show for your subscribers and didn't tell me.

[ The laugh continues, and he shrugs, and a look of disbelief makes his smile look just a bit condescending. ]

But wait, you're gonna broadcast fights?

[gglosers]

Hell yeah I am! Why wouldn't I? Everyone needs to see me kick ass. More people should do it!

[ And she's going to grin proudly about this. ]

But maybe you can do a cooking show for everyone. I mean, everyone needs to cook, right? You could get a ton of viewers!

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[righthandstand]

[What is she talking about? Subscribers? Does she run a magazine? Then again, she's kind of cute and as long as he doesn't show his face or his terrible typing skills, he should respond to her question.]

Uh...hi. [The voice coming through is kind of scratchy. Deep. Tough.] For spooky stuff, I visited the Necromancer Guild and, like, saw a monster turn into an even bigger monster. It was pretty freaky.

And... [scratches his cheek] I'm a Monk and Illusionist. Mostly so I can hit things hard and outta nowhere.

[Is this how it works?]

[gglosers]

Necromancer guild? Who would ever wanna be that! Sounds pretty spooky though.

[ There's a pause as he listens to him go over his jobs. ]

An illusionist and monk! Epic! So I take it you're going to kick butt and make it where they don't see it coming, huh?

[righthandstand]

I know! You gotta be crazy to get that!

[Monika...]

I think I can turn invisible, but I wanna learn how to teleport and stop myself from hittin' the ground if I fall off a cliff.

[gglosers]

[ She giggles because that is a pretty crazy idea to be honest. ]

Turn invisible? Huh. That's kind of neat! Reminds me of some others back at home. So how do you plan on going about tracking your progress? Gotta see how I match up with everyone!