Mognet

[ Sup ya'll, there's suddenly this small spunky Korean on the iMog to greet everyone with a huge grin. She seems to be outside while clutching the mog to capture her face as she talks. ]

Hey gang! D.Va here checking in on everyone here once again! What a crazy few months, huh? First we get caught up in memory land, now they're celebrating Christmas all of a sudden! And whoa, I heard about what happened in Ka'Pandol! Talk about serious boss battle. This place always has something going on. That's why I'm training harder than ever to keep my skills in check and eyes on the prize to get home. In the meantime, I got this new gig that will keep me just as busy.

It's not the military but you're looking at Hisan City's newest police officer! That means for all you rule breakers you got a new challenger on the field to deal with. Me. D.Va. And I'm not going to be alone too. I don't know how they did it, but ...

[ The camera angle changes from portrait to face fronting and slowly focuses on what appears to be a huge mechanical body just there. ]

Duh duh dunna naaaah, it's my MEKA! Finally, it's here! They found it! It's a little funky and needs a bit of work, but I finally got it back! I'll be cruising the streets kicking bad guys off in just a few days. I just need some kind of mechanic to take a look at her! I gotta get her back in good working order! Once this baby is up and going, noobs won't stand a chance against me.

Anyway, keep on you toes and and stay safe out there! Who knows what's in store for us next. Hopefully you don't get the guy that wipes your team! Peace and love, D.Va out!