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[einspine]

[Ah... This is a bit awkward. When the video feed begins, Papyrus fidgets slightly, though he tries to at least hold a smile.]

GREETINGS, MOGNET! IT IS I, YOUR VERY SAFE AND NON-THREATENING SKELETON, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!

[Always good to emphasize that for anyone who hasn't seen him wandering around. Just to be safe.]

ANYWAY, I. HAVE A QUESTION. WELL I GUESS IT MIGHT TURN OUT TO BE MULTIPLE QUESTIONS. BUT! FIRST!!! THERE IS A HUMAN NAMED FRISK. THEY ARE A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF MINE. THEY ALSO LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS...

[He pulls out a fairly accurate if somewhat rushed drawing of a kid with shoulder-length brown hair and a distinctly squinty expression- almost as if their eyes are closed.]

IF YOU SEE THEM, PLEASE TREAT THEM KINDLY! THEY'VE BEEN HAVING A... DIFFICULT TIME OF LATE.

[Awkward. Very awkward. No matter. Onto the meat of the subject.

There's a small pause before he clears his nonexistent throat.]

SO! ANYWAY. FRISK IS A VERY DEAR FRIEND, AND CURRENTLY THEY ARE IN MY CARE. NATURALLY, A SKELETON OF MY TALENTS IS MORE THAN WILLING TO RISE TO THE OCCASION AND PROVIDE FOR THEM! I AN AN EXPERT OF MANY THINGS. A VERY COOL DUDE WITH MANY SKILLS AND ALSO A MASTER AT THE ART OF FRIENDISM.

BUT... WELL. I'M NOT CLUELESS. I KNOW THAT TAKING CARE OF SOMEONE- EVEN SOMEONE AS CAPABLE AND CLEVER AS FRISK- IS. COMPLICATED. SO I SUPPOSE WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS... WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO BE A GOOD, RESPONSIBLE GUARDIAN TYPE PERSON? NOT THEIR DAD BECAUSE THEY ALREADY HAVE A MONSTER DAD WHO IS ALSO SANTA. AND I'M NOT THAT MUCH OLDER THAN THEM, ANYWAY. BUT THEY'RE ALSO... I THINK THEY CALLED THEMSELF A TWEEN?

BUT REGARDLESS, THIS WORLD IS DIFFERENT. CERTAINLY MORE DANGEROUS, AND SINCE I'M TAKING CARE OF THEM, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.

[Translation: How does he even adult? Send halp.]

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[gglosers]

[ Sup ya'll, there's suddenly this small spunky Korean on the iMog to greet everyone with a huge grin. She seems to be outside while clutching the mog to capture her face as she talks. ]

Hey gang! D.Va here checking in on everyone here once again! What a crazy few months, huh? First we get caught up in memory land, now they're celebrating Christmas all of a sudden! And whoa, I heard about what happened in Ka'Pandol! Talk about serious boss battle. This place always has something going on. That's why I'm training harder than ever to keep my skills in check and eyes on the prize to get home. In the meantime, I got this new gig that will keep me just as busy.

It's not the military but you're looking at Hisan City's newest police officer! That means for all you rule breakers you got a new challenger on the field to deal with. Me. D.Va. And I'm not going to be alone too. I don't know how they did it, but ...

[ The camera angle changes from portrait to face fronting and slowly focuses on what appears to be a huge mechanical body just there. ]

Duh duh dunna naaaah, it's my MEKA! Finally, it's here! They found it! It's a little funky and needs a bit of work, but I finally got it back! I'll be cruising the streets kicking bad guys off in just a few days. I just need some kind of mechanic to take a look at her! I gotta get her back in good working order! Once this baby is up and going, noobs won't stand a chance against me.

Anyway, keep on you toes and and stay safe out there! Who knows what's in store for us next. Hopefully you don't get the guy that wipes your team! Peace and love, D.Va out!