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melodiesofkupo2018-07-29 10:40 am
einspine) wrote in melodiesofkupo2018-07-29 10:40 am
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[Video]
[Ah... This is a bit awkward. When the video feed begins, Papyrus fidgets slightly, though he tries to at least hold a smile.]
GREETINGS, MOGNET! IT IS I, YOUR VERY SAFE AND NON-THREATENING SKELETON, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!
[Always good to emphasize that for anyone who hasn't seen him wandering around. Just to be safe.]
ANYWAY, I. HAVE A QUESTION. WELL I GUESS IT MIGHT TURN OUT TO BE MULTIPLE QUESTIONS. BUT! FIRST!!! THERE IS A HUMAN NAMED FRISK. THEY ARE A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF MINE. THEY ALSO LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS...
[He pulls out a fairly accurate if somewhat rushed drawing of a kid with shoulder-length brown hair and a distinctly squinty expression- almost as if their eyes are closed.]
IF YOU SEE THEM, PLEASE TREAT THEM KINDLY! THEY'VE BEEN HAVING A... DIFFICULT TIME OF LATE.
[Awkward. Very awkward. No matter. Onto the meat of the subject.
There's a small pause before he clears his nonexistent throat.]
SO! ANYWAY. FRISK IS A VERY DEAR FRIEND, AND CURRENTLY THEY ARE IN MY CARE. NATURALLY, A SKELETON OF MY TALENTS IS MORE THAN WILLING TO RISE TO THE OCCASION AND PROVIDE FOR THEM! I AN AN EXPERT OF MANY THINGS. A VERY COOL DUDE WITH MANY SKILLS AND ALSO A MASTER AT THE ART OF FRIENDISM.
BUT... WELL. I'M NOT CLUELESS. I KNOW THAT TAKING CARE OF SOMEONE- EVEN SOMEONE AS CAPABLE AND CLEVER AS FRISK- IS. COMPLICATED. SO I SUPPOSE WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS... WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO BE A GOOD, RESPONSIBLE GUARDIAN TYPE PERSON? NOT THEIR DAD BECAUSE THEY ALREADY HAVE A MONSTER DAD WHO IS ALSO SANTA. AND I'M NOT THAT MUCH OLDER THAN THEM, ANYWAY. BUT THEY'RE ALSO... I THINK THEY CALLED THEMSELF A TWEEN?
BUT REGARDLESS, THIS WORLD IS DIFFERENT. CERTAINLY MORE DANGEROUS, AND SINCE I'M TAKING CARE OF THEM, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.
[Translation: How does he even adult? Send halp.]
GREETINGS, MOGNET! IT IS I, YOUR VERY SAFE AND NON-THREATENING SKELETON, THE GREAT PAPYRUS!!!
[Always good to emphasize that for anyone who hasn't seen him wandering around. Just to be safe.]
ANYWAY, I. HAVE A QUESTION. WELL I GUESS IT MIGHT TURN OUT TO BE MULTIPLE QUESTIONS. BUT! FIRST!!! THERE IS A HUMAN NAMED FRISK. THEY ARE A VERY DEAR FRIEND OF MINE. THEY ALSO LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THIS...
[He pulls out a fairly accurate if somewhat rushed drawing of a kid with shoulder-length brown hair and a distinctly squinty expression- almost as if their eyes are closed.]
IF YOU SEE THEM, PLEASE TREAT THEM KINDLY! THEY'VE BEEN HAVING A... DIFFICULT TIME OF LATE.
[Awkward. Very awkward. No matter. Onto the meat of the subject.
There's a small pause before he clears his nonexistent throat.]
SO! ANYWAY. FRISK IS A VERY DEAR FRIEND, AND CURRENTLY THEY ARE IN MY CARE. NATURALLY, A SKELETON OF MY TALENTS IS MORE THAN WILLING TO RISE TO THE OCCASION AND PROVIDE FOR THEM! I AN AN EXPERT OF MANY THINGS. A VERY COOL DUDE WITH MANY SKILLS AND ALSO A MASTER AT THE ART OF FRIENDISM.
BUT... WELL. I'M NOT CLUELESS. I KNOW THAT TAKING CARE OF SOMEONE- EVEN SOMEONE AS CAPABLE AND CLEVER AS FRISK- IS. COMPLICATED. SO I SUPPOSE WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS... WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO BE A GOOD, RESPONSIBLE GUARDIAN TYPE PERSON? NOT THEIR DAD BECAUSE THEY ALREADY HAVE A MONSTER DAD WHO IS ALSO SANTA. AND I'M NOT THAT MUCH OLDER THAN THEM, ANYWAY. BUT THEY'RE ALSO... I THINK THEY CALLED THEMSELF A TWEEN?
BUT REGARDLESS, THIS WORLD IS DIFFERENT. CERTAINLY MORE DANGEROUS, AND SINCE I'M TAKING CARE OF THEM, I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS.
[Translation: How does he even adult? Send halp.]