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[gglosers]

Look, Mogload, we're live! Good! That's what I'm talkin' about.

[ Have a very close up shot of this gal right here, Hana. She grins at the camera and quickly seems to place the device somewhere on a desk in her room. Then she quickly rushes into her seat and points to the camera. ]

Hey gang! D.Va here. And I just wanted to drop in and see how everyone is holding up! We're quickly approaching living just a few weeks in this crazy new world. And did you see the other cities? Killer! I never even DREAMED of being in a world like this. It's like those fantasy games I used to play as a kid! So much life everywhere and different from home.

[ There's a pause as she frowns a bit looking off. ]

Kind of miss it, actually. I bet my subscribers at home would love this...

[ But now its back to the camera. ]

But lucky for you, now YOU'RE officially a new subscriber! That's right, I decided that even when I'm away from home it's my duty to make sure everyone sees I'm alive an' cookin'. No fees involved, all access and totally free! Anything for my new fans.

So how's it going, guys? Did you find any new places? Discover any spooky types? Or maybe there's a hunt or job you need me to do!

And me? What have I been up to? Well, you're looking at your brand new Cavalier! So, you know, if you need anything? Just give me a call! You won't regret bringing me around, I promise! Me and my new friend—I made a friend, see—we're gonna take the bad guys down! And the friend? They call them Chocobos! They're SO cute!

Anyway... [ She looks towards her door. She HAS been rather loud but no matter. ]

That's all I have tonight. Next time, we'll go live as I learn a bit more about my new abilities. Easy peasy, nothing I'm not familiar with! Oh, and we're gonna talk about my M-E-K-A because I'm going to get it back one way or another! It's out there somewhere! And I'm going to bring her home!

Hope you're ready for me—winky face! [ And of course an actual wink. ]

See ya next time!

Love, D.Va!

Comments

[chefbayardee]

[ When she says that more people should broadcast their fights, Hunk looks away, and fails to hide a grin. It would be cool! Forget propaganda stage tours, they should've streamed dogfights with the Galra!

But that mention of a cooking show? That grin goes so wide it looks like it's about to break. ]

Would... people really wanna watch that?

[gglosers]

[ Hana gives a classic laugh and grins. ]

Well you can count me as your first subscriber if you ever do it, Hunk!

[chefbayardee]

[ She didn't answer the question. Or, well, she said she'd support him if he did, so... ]

Do... do you have any tips? If I ever do it, that is.

[ And now he's awkwardly laughing. She seems like an expert! ]

[gglosers]

[ See this smile? It means she's a thousand percent on board the live Hunk stream show. She's all about new content! ]

You already possess the skills, I'm sure. Since you got the skills, you just need to have flare! And you don't strike me as someone who's boring with a droll voice. I bet you could really make it interesting and have everyone tuned in!

Besides, how many people here know how to cook? Very few, I bet! Think of all the new people who arrive and then suddenly—BOOM! [ She uses her hands as emphasis. ] "HUNKS COOKING SHOW". It'll be a hit! You'll make everyone chefs in no time!

[chefbayardee]

[ Hana's encouragement strikes Hunk like a lightning bolt. The more she says the more excited he gets, the wider his eyes go and the bigger his grin gets. She has a point! In a new, foreign land with horrible monsters, people aren't going to have a clue how to cook. ]

You're right. I could... I could actually do this. I've cooked space food. For aliens. I could handle this, no problem. [ Which says nothing of the Gourmand asterisk helping him along. ]

Sh-should I stream it, like you do your fights, or should I pre-record it? [ His tone is expectant, as if Hana will have all the answers, so he can be set up for success. ]

[gglosers]

Yeah, of course, silly! That's the whole point of having subscribers! Unless you want to be boring and pre-record it. Everything is better LIVE!

[chefbayardee]

[ Hunk just starts laughing sheepishly. She has a really good point! He'd have to prepare some things in advance like one of those cooking shows, and that... honestly just made it more exciting. ]

Okay, so I'll do it live. Should I start with something simple, or something fancy?

[gglosers]

Something simple! Gotta keep it simple first. You don't wanna overwhelm them with your skills just yet. Plus, you don't want them to out-skill you!

[chefbayardee]

[ He gasps at her infinite wisdom! ] You've got a point. I could do something like... spaghetti.

[ He smiles and nods confidently. ] Noodles and sauce is pretty easy, right? Probably pretty cheap, too.

[gglosers]

Sounds like an easy enough time. Who doesn't like spaghetti? Plus, you can even bring someone who doesn't know a thing and show live just how easy it really is!

[ So filled with ideas, this one. ]

See, Hunk? You got this all figured out!

[chefbayardee]

[ As she encouraged him, Hunk's eyes light up. ] I could just have guest stars all the time, too! [ He's met a few people, and some of them seem like they could have a lot of fun on camera. And he'd be lying if he said he didn't want to have Shiro cook something with him, that'd be great. ]

We could do omelets, quesadillas, maybe even some basic desserts... [ Hunk trails off for a moment, zoning out. In his mind, he's picturing some wacky cooking montages with some delicious end products. And... he's drooling, just a bit. ]