Invitation to Black Kiddilion sale

[righthandstand]

there's a huge sale going on in that underground city
I could use some good shit for my home
And treat myself because some bastard anons got onto my post

Anyway who's up for a shopping trip!!!

Comments

[transect]

I'm relieved, of course.
It didn't sound as though that was particularly hygienic, and hygiene is important for you humans.

( side-stepping that joke call out, just to keep you guessing, okuyasu. )

[righthandstand]

um
aren't you human

[This doctor looks human on their profile image??]

[transect]

No.

( helpful, right? )

Though, if you're in need, I'm sure I could still offer some tips on maintaining good hygiene.

[righthandstand]

what are you then
dead
a robot
and ai who took on a human form in order to learn how to love

[transect]

Are those the only options? All right, then.
D. None of the above.

I didn't realize AIs taking the form of humans in order to learn how to love a was such a common problem.

[righthandstand]

I read manga and watch movies it happens a lot
if magic here is real why not ai

[transect]

Is that so?
I'd like to hear more— Is it always for the sake of "learning to love" ?
It seems like a lot of wasted potential.

[righthandstand]

you could be pulling a blade runner and try to destroy human society
but data from star trek likes figuring out emtions
and love is a pretty important one

I dunno what else robots want to learn

[transect]

"Blade Runner"
That one sounds like valuable research, thank you.

I won't need resources on the other two plot points.

[righthandstand]

TOUGH LUCK THEY DONT HAVE THE MOVIE HERE

[transect]

They don't? Hmm. That is a problem.
Perhaps a trial and error method might work, then...

[righthandstand]

but your not a robot whats the point

[transect]

Do you know that for certain?
Aren't we all just... trying to find out who and what we are?

[righthandstand]

I kno I’m human

[transect]

"I'm only human" and
"People make mistakes"

These are common phrases I've come across in my research— would you say they're accurate to your experience?

[righthandstand]

everyone says that



and im 100 percent human thats how it works in my universe

[transect]

Seems like it might be true, in this case.

Is the percentage of one's humanity variable in your universe, as well?

[righthandstand]

no humans and animals cant have babies
that's gross

[transect]

Not only that, they're hardly compatible from what I understand.
The AIs seeking to understand love might be disappointed with that, which is why it's difficult for me to understand their plight.

[righthandstand]

wait why are you disappointed
wait
no



DOTN FUCK ANIMALS!1

[transect]

Me? No— it sounds far too messy.
If I had to pick, I think I could relate more to the genocidal than the romantic ones.
Though that also comes with a mess of it's own sort.


Should I be offended you think my intelligence is artificial?

[righthandstand]

no?
it means youre a computer and you weren't born like a human
so a human programmed you and then you got a soul
or free will
sapience? sentence? something like that



youre not summoning babahmut right

[transect]

Not today, no.

Unfortunately, there's a problem with that theory.
Mainly that there are no humans at all where I come from, so it would be impossible for them to have programmed me.

Though it would have been a more efficient method of study, I'm sure.

[righthandstand]

then aliens

fuck

aliens are real

[transect]

Oh. Visitors from beyond the atmosphere.
Well, yes they are— but I have nothing to do with them.