Invitation to Black Kiddilion sale

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there's a huge sale going on in that underground city
I could use some good shit for my home
And treat myself because some bastard anons got onto my post

Anyway who's up for a shopping trip!!!

Comments

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everyone says that



and im 100 percent human thats how it works in my universe

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Seems like it might be true, in this case.

Is the percentage of one's humanity variable in your universe, as well?

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no humans and animals cant have babies
that's gross

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Not only that, they're hardly compatible from what I understand.
The AIs seeking to understand love might be disappointed with that, which is why it's difficult for me to understand their plight.

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wait why are you disappointed
wait
no



DOTN FUCK ANIMALS!1

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Me? No— it sounds far too messy.
If I had to pick, I think I could relate more to the genocidal than the romantic ones.
Though that also comes with a mess of it's own sort.


Should I be offended you think my intelligence is artificial?

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no?
it means youre a computer and you weren't born like a human
so a human programmed you and then you got a soul
or free will
sapience? sentence? something like that



youre not summoning babahmut right

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Not today, no.

Unfortunately, there's a problem with that theory.
Mainly that there are no humans at all where I come from, so it would be impossible for them to have programmed me.

Though it would have been a more efficient method of study, I'm sure.

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then aliens

fuck

aliens are real

[transect]

Oh. Visitors from beyond the atmosphere.
Well, yes they are— but I have nothing to do with them.

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I give up

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I think they still give out metals— or medals? For this amount of effort.
Traditionally bronze, though that's a bit soft.

Maybe something with a message like "You Tried" engraved?

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that sounds like youre insulting me

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Not at all
Actually, I'm impressed with your dedication to understand a non-human like me.

So much so that I'll let you in on a secret—
I'm not a robot at all.

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you said you weren't one

yeah with the option d thing

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That goes for any sort of AI as well.
It wouldn't be right to get your hopes up, you seemed like something of a fan.

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robots and ai are cool
if theyre not evil

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That sounds like something determined by the eye of the beholder.
Sometimes the humans are evil.

Or the "aliens."

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some things are totally evil like killing people that cant fight back or murdering women and taking their hands because you got a hand festish and you don't give a fuck about who you have to kill to hide your evidence

also robots that want to kill all of humanity just because they feel like it isn't somehitng anyone likes

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Oh yes, the stealing of hands can be quite a problem, even in my experience.

It certainly isn't something the hunted "like" at least, though I'm sure the robots feel justified.
Just as the aliens might.

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so why do you want to kill everybody

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Not everyone.
I'd focus on the people from the moon, mostly.

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what people

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Moon people.
Or Lunarians, as we call them.

"Aliens"

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so on YOUR moon theres people
thats totally not earth