Invitation to Black Kiddilion sale

[righthandstand]

there's a huge sale going on in that underground city
I could use some good shit for my home
And treat myself because some bastard anons got onto my post

Anyway who's up for a shopping trip!!!

Comments

[hatejakku]

I was thinking about going! It sounds like some good stuff.

[ Also he doesn't know anything about 'bastard anons' but uh ] I'm sorry that people were being mean to you. That's weird.

[righthandstand]

yeah they were being dicks for no reason
because they thought my handmade pins were garbage
I mean some of them are repurposed from garbage but theyre not literally trash

one of them wanted to fight me over it but he chickened out

[hatejakku]

They wanted to fight? Yeah, that's crazy, man.

I saw those pins. Thought they were nice. [ Just has no idea what to do with them... ]

[righthandstand]

its dumb they trash talked my art and never showed up for a fight

anyway if you want to buy one i can bring it over to kiddilion

[hatejakku]

Sounds like a coward.

Maybe. Honestly, I don't know how to wear them. Not really a fashion guy.

[ Trying to work on that. ]

[righthandstand]

its easy on your jacket

wear a lot and everyone will see how cool you are

[haha Finn doesn't know fashion]

text.

[transect]

Is it traditional to decorate one's home with excrement in the human world?
Fascinating.

[righthandstand]

no
what the fuck

[transect]

"I could use some good shit for my home" ...

Isn't this what you wrote?

[righthandstand]

yeah but I don't mean it literally

[transect]

Don't you think that's an important distinction to make?
Imagine what might have happened, especially with a gift giving holiday coming up.

[righthandstand]

you know what
that's pretty funny
if you actually set it up as a joke

[zanarkandian]

Uh...sure? What do they have there?

[righthandstand]

EVERYTHING

they have household supplies and mognet stuff and clothes and shit that isn't useful but looks cool

its like golden week but for only one day

[mythmaker]

You're not thinking of leaving without me, are you?

[righthandstand]

of course not

what if I make a meeting time so we can all go shopping together

[mythmaker]

That sounds perfect. We'll spot all the best sales if we work together.

I'll bring water bottles just in case anyone gets thirsty. Maybe I'll bake something, too, so we can keep our energy levels up as well.

[righthandstand]

I was going to bring water bottles but if youre bringing all that i can get napkins and handwipes

[mythmaker]

That sounds wonderful! We make a great team, don't we?

[righthandstand]

nijimura-miura combo is invincible!

voice - late but i can't resist

[rivieran]

That sounds lovely, Okuyasu Nijimura. I am in need of a new kettle and tea set, so do purchase one for me while you're down there. You will be tipped for your services.

[righthandstand]

...

You can buy it yourself.

[...]

How much?

[rivieran]

I don't know. 500 gil? 1000 gil? I suppose that should be enough. [ no sense of money ]

[righthandstand]

It's not like I'm runnin' to the grocery store. 6000 is gonna do it.

[A bit high, but Ena doesn't know.]

[rivieran]

Very well. I look forward to seeing you with my new tea set.

[ Absolutely no idea. ]