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[daggercubed]

So...

We have what? A month or two left at Curti Center?

Has anyone figured out where the fuck they want to move to yet?

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[daggercubed]

Maybe that nickname needs some polish.

[littlemhigan]

yes.


or ill find a worse one for you.

Spoilers: half-elf, full shitter

[daggercubed]

Oh yeah well now I'm curious.

Castie.

[littlemhigan]

[ There's a very long stretch of time with only "....typing" ]

shorty.

[ Look she's not great with words at the best of times. ]

[daggercubed]

What!!

I'm not short! I'm--I guess you're taller than me but still!!

[Highlanders~]

[littlemhigan]

yes you are, shorty shorty short.

which might be better than being a dhamel.

maybe.

[daggercubed]

okay first CASTIE I don't know what a dhamel is

second you're taller than most people, this is just fact

except goliaths

[His will has broken, proper punctuation and capitalization are out the window.]

[littlemhigan]

[ There's a long moment of silence before this blinks up on the iMog, followed by: ]

im not that tall!!!!! youre just short!!!!


whats a goliath?

[daggercubed]

[Vax is staring in awe. It takes him a second.]

That looks fucking incredible, like some kind of giraffe/camel mistake

And you're pretty tall sorry

A goliath is a big fucker with blue-grey skin, no body hair, tattoos, and usually an axe or other big ass weapon

[littlemhigan]

a right territorial fucker is what it is. and so are their cousins up in gyr abania.

ye think im tall try standin' me next to an elezen or an au ra man or a roegadyn.

sounds like a barrel of fun. we got some kind of ogres like that...but they like clubs and only have one eye and are excatly the opposite of fun.

[daggercubed]

So it's fucking mean but let's consider the important shit, Castie: is it good eats???

[peak D&D]

So you come from a world of incredibly tall people

I think I'm a little jealous

Goliaths are all right, though. I'm pretty good friends with one. His name is Grog.

Really his name kind of sums him up perfectly??

[littlemhigan]

have to cook the shit out of it but its alright.

or maybe. youre just really short.

grog sounds amazing i want to meet him.

[daggercubed]

That sounds like most meat.

I am not short!!

But yeah Big Guy is fun. Too bad he's not here. Sort of. I wish he was but don't.

You seem like you two would get along, as long as you don't ask him to do basic math.

[littlemhigan]

its gamey. dzo meat is much nicer. so is karakul.

you are!!!!!

i know how that feels. id like to meet him, but im also not too good with numbers.

:(

[daggercubed]

A whole bunch of shit I need to find and eat, clearly

Oh is that why you think I'm so short?

[he's going to get his ass in trouble one day]

He's good company to be in. Besides, what's math ever done for us?

[littlemhigan]

id tell you to come take it all from me but you couldnt reach if you tried.

dunno what math has done for us. i spent my time learning letters instead. figured they would be more important.

[daggercubed]

I'M NOT THAT MUCH SHORTER THAN YOU CASTIE

Letters are how we tell idiots to fuck off so they're all right with me.

[littlemhigan]

i can use you as a chinrest.

id be lying if i said curses werent the first things i learned to write out.

[daggercubed]

THAT'S...........probably the case yeah

Not the first for me but the second, to piss off my tutors.

[littlemhigan]

and its what im going to do. so there.


that seems almost noble. i admit i was something of a vandal in my younger days.

[daggercubed]

I'll have to be on guard....

My father is a noble, so vandalizing the shit owned by assholes is a proud not-noble tradition