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[aerospacecommander]

So quick question. What other mechanical life forms are there around here? Other than myself, bullet-headed grimace face, and the Russian doll?

I already know about the lions, I'm just wondering if there's anything else.

Call it a scientific curiosity.

[Because that's totally what it is.]

Comments

[legalcy]

Starscream,

This planet has self-moving machines that assist organic species in daily tasks, but they are not sentient. I have not met any other mechanical life form.

Minimus Ambus

[aerospacecommander]

The fact that you can make any random comment look like a legal document is an art no one should learn.

[legalcy]

Starscream,

I have provided my observations in a clear and concise format. Writing in a professional setting is a useful skill in any situation.

Minimus Ambus

[aerospacecommander]

Now see, this is why no one likes you.

[legalcy]

[Well he's not going to respond to that! He has acquaintances! He'll go reorganize the furniture in their house until he feels better.]

[aerospacecommander]

[Starscream wins. Flawless Victory.]