Text || 59 Loops of Summer

[righthandstand]

real talk guys

does it count as dating someone if you go back in time and it neer happens

can you go on two first dats

or does the first one only count

Comments

[yourethesunflower]

that's
too many timelines
i've only ever dealt with a maximum of six alternate universes at a time
counting my own
this is way out of my league

we should NOT summon another forty dragons or whatever i agree
then again if we deliberately did it wrong we could make a black hole to get rid of all of them
wouldn't do much for the worlds that were already destroyed but at least we wouldn't have to worry about someone else doing it successfully
downside: we'd all also die

[righthandstand]

oh shit thats awesome
youre living the dream!!
i mean stands are pretty awesome but thats not like going to another universe
maybe theres a stand that does that




oh yeah btw stands are like magic but its complicated
where im from some people have them
dont ask me to explain i just dont get it

do you know how to make a black hole
because im pretty sure theres a spell out there that makes a black hole

[yourethesunflower]

It wasn't that great.
I didn't actually go to any other universes myself, it was a bunch of other people that got stuck in mine.
Very stressful.
...Also I'm not sure if you noticed but I'm pretty sure THIS is another universe??? I definitely haven't been able to find New York anywhere!

I got a bunch of random powers from getting bit by a spider.
I'm not going to question whatever this stand thing is.

aaand i don't know how to make a black hole and i'm not sure i want to find out

[righthandstand]

there a new york in my universe
so youre from another timeline from the same universe

but i never heard of getting powers from a spider
i got mine from an arrow

[yourethesunflower]

i changed my mind
i'm questioning the hell out of that
how did you get powers from an arrow??? like the kind that gets shot from a bow?? how?

[righthandstand]

yeah you shoot it at someone and they get a stand
or they die
most people die

[yourethesunflower]

thanks that answered nothing
i actually think i have more questions now
like yeah i sure hope most people die why did YOU not die

[righthandstand]

no duh
I'm still alive

[yourethesunflower]

obviously

actually i guess it's perfectly possible to shoot someone with an arrow without killing them
like in the arm or something
which just begs the question of why people Do get killed
if you're trying to give someone powers with the Magic Arrow why shoot them somewhere lethal
and if you're trying to kill them why run the risk they'll survive and get magic powers?

I'm So Confused

[righthandstand]

i think they all die
my big bro doesnt try to kill everyone
he got shot in the arm
dont ask me how it works im not the scientist

[yourethesunflower]

yeah
you know what
i'm returning to my previous policy
trying to figure out any of what you just said is just making my head hurt

Anyway you said there's also a new york in your world.
Is there a spider-man or anything?
I got the impression that's kinda universal but that was before all this happened.

[righthandstand]

yeah
i dont read it but i think every america has superheros

why
do you really like the comics

[yourethesunflower]

No i meant like
Real Life Actual Superhero Spider-Man
are you telling me you have spider-man comics but no actual spider-man?

[righthandstand]

wtf no
spiderman isn't real









are you saying hes real in your univrse

[yourethesunflower]

i can say with absolute certainty that spider-man exists in at least six universes
or
well
not always SPIDER-MAN per se but some kind of spider-person

In fact.
I can say with even more certainty that there's one in this universe too.

[righthandstand]

dont pull that shit on me we dont have a new york
wed had a spider bangaa or something

[yourethesunflower]

Well he's not NATIVE to this place
he's a hero of light just like you

I mean us.
Just Like Us.

[righthandstand]

I never met a spiderman since I got here
wheres the proof

[he wants pictures of spiderman!]

[yourethesunflower]

[Miles sends a selfie of himself sitting on the edge of a rooftop. He's wearing plain clothes, but he's doing the iconic web-shooting hand gesture.]

it's me. i am the spider man.

[righthandstand]

dumbass anyone can do the pose

[yourethesunflower]

you know what that's fair
It's not like I have my suit.
Or my web slingers.
Or my powers.
But just remember when you DO see spidey swinging around town eventually.
Just know.
I told you so.

[righthandstand]

not enough to convince me
you have to take off the mask and prove it

*if* you aren't bullshitting me

[yourethesunflower]

Not like I haven't already blown my cover to at least
oh
Three-ish people? Directly? Counting you?
Actually I don't know if I've told my moogle.
He should probably know.

[righthandstand]

nice
no reason to hide it from me


ill be wating