Text || 59 Loops of Summer

[righthandstand]

real talk guys

does it count as dating someone if you go back in time and it neer happens

can you go on two first dats

or does the first one only count

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[righthandstand]

wtf no
spiderman isn't real









are you saying hes real in your univrse

[yourethesunflower]

i can say with absolute certainty that spider-man exists in at least six universes
or
well
not always SPIDER-MAN per se but some kind of spider-person

In fact.
I can say with even more certainty that there's one in this universe too.

[righthandstand]

dont pull that shit on me we dont have a new york
wed had a spider bangaa or something

[yourethesunflower]

Well he's not NATIVE to this place
he's a hero of light just like you

I mean us.
Just Like Us.

[righthandstand]

I never met a spiderman since I got here
wheres the proof

[he wants pictures of spiderman!]

[yourethesunflower]

[Miles sends a selfie of himself sitting on the edge of a rooftop. He's wearing plain clothes, but he's doing the iconic web-shooting hand gesture.]

it's me. i am the spider man.

[righthandstand]

dumbass anyone can do the pose

[yourethesunflower]

you know what that's fair
It's not like I have my suit.
Or my web slingers.
Or my powers.
But just remember when you DO see spidey swinging around town eventually.
Just know.
I told you so.

[righthandstand]

not enough to convince me
you have to take off the mask and prove it

*if* you aren't bullshitting me

[yourethesunflower]

Not like I haven't already blown my cover to at least
oh
Three-ish people? Directly? Counting you?
Actually I don't know if I've told my moogle.
He should probably know.

[righthandstand]

nice
no reason to hide it from me


ill be wating