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melodiesofkupo2019-02-01 01:14 pm
songbird_slayer) wrote in melodiesofkupo2019-02-01 01:14 pm
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[VIDEO] Owner of a Lonely Heart?
[This stage is familiar, but the decor is the beginning of a passionate spring, roses of red and white gabbled with bits of pink tucked in here and there. The statues are dressed in crowns of bright flowers, and the little cherubs are extra polished today to really stand out.
The music is, in short, appropriate thanks to the in-house band. Orchestral sweeps are joined by the petite horned woman twirling into the frame wrapped in a vintage white dress decorated in hearts. She then stood at attention, clicking her t-strap heels. She wore a pair of tiny white wings on her back, and gave a prop heart-topped scepter that looked better-suited in the hands of a magical girl a twirl.]
Good evening, citizens and otherworlders of Vaikuntha! Now, I know a certain thorn in our side is coming around the corner, but in this- the month of Love and Adoration- one mustn't forget their very hearts!
Why, these poor little things beat in our chests every day and many go completely neglected. Or worse: They yearn for another, but just don't know how to open up, or even how to begin searching.
Well, today is your day to change all of that! Welcome to the Love 101 Q&A, your place to get those questions answered! I'll be your co-host and female perspective should you need it, but... hmmm. Looks like I need a master of chemistry. Who better than a scientist?
[Suddenly, there's a distant VRRRRROM sound as Papyrus, clad in a stylish black suit with a fire-patterned collar as well as one of the many hats Kanji provided him, zooms in, does a little flip, and lands right beside Madhuri. Oh, and that certainly is an arm draping over her shoulder while he adjusts a pair of heart-shaped shades.]
FEAR NOT, CITIZENS!!! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE A PHD IN ALL THINGS CHEMISTRY! AS WELL AS PERSONAL EXPERIENCE IN THE WILD AND ALLEGEDLY DAUNTING WORLD OF ROMANCE!
[Which may surprise people! Not everyone knows of his love life, but he doesn't want to boast too much. Nyeh heh... hopefully he's at least doing okay so far!
But it seems so considering Madhuri, caught by surprise by the display, has to put both hands over her face to mask the giggling. How was she to know skeletons could get so smooth?]
Well, there you have it! We're live for the next couple of hours, folks! Let the questions rain down like Cupid's arrows, so that we may fire them back and strike true! Make up a name for yourself if you must, and your answer will be aired for all to see while keeping your privacy intact!
YES!!!! HOLD NOTHING BACK! I, LOVE DOCTOR PAPYRUS, BELIEVE IN YOU!
[ooc: It's simple: Comments are private to Madhuri and Papyrus and you can directly address one or both of them. Their responses, however, are an open broadcast over the network in the name of helping everyone. Take notes!]
The music is, in short, appropriate thanks to the in-house band. Orchestral sweeps are joined by the petite horned woman twirling into the frame wrapped in a vintage white dress decorated in hearts. She then stood at attention, clicking her t-strap heels. She wore a pair of tiny white wings on her back, and gave a prop heart-topped scepter that looked better-suited in the hands of a magical girl a twirl.]
[Suddenly, there's a distant VRRRRROM sound as Papyrus, clad in a stylish black suit with a fire-patterned collar as well as one of the many hats Kanji provided him, zooms in, does a little flip, and lands right beside Madhuri. Oh, and that certainly is an arm draping over her shoulder while he adjusts a pair of heart-shaped shades.]
[Which may surprise people! Not everyone knows of his love life, but he doesn't want to boast too much. Nyeh heh... hopefully he's at least doing okay so far!
But it seems so considering Madhuri, caught by surprise by the display, has to put both hands over her face to mask the giggling. How was she to know skeletons could get so smooth?]
[ooc: It's simple: Comments are private to Madhuri and Papyrus and you can directly address one or both of them. Their responses, however, are an open broadcast over the network in the name of helping everyone. Take notes!]
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So, fun fact:
Madhuri here's into seafood.
The more raw, the better.
In case you ever need any ideas.
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'Madhuri here's into seafood. The more raw, the better. In case you ever need any ideas'.
Okay, a fun fact right back: You've been the first and only to make the joke and I'm tremendously glad it's finally been done! I feel a weight off my shoulders, thank you!
But yes, I personally enjoy many things off the straight and narrow, and there's nothing wrong with it. I think all the men I've had interest in throughout my life weren't remotely human... I mean, I'm not exactly human myself.
Ladies and gentlemen, if you've got a bit of a squeeze for human, beastfolk or zora... don't let anybody shame you! Heck, there are movies about this sort of thing.
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[He says this while flashing the shades again. Gotta look extra dorky, the doofus.]
BUT I SECOND MADDIE'S WISDOM!!! LOVE IS ABOUT THE HEART! SO DON'T BE AFRAID TO EMBRACE YOUR LOVE, EVEN IF THAT LOVE TAKES THE FORM OF A RADICALLY DIFFERENT SPECIES! WHY, IN THE UNDERGROUND, MANY MONSTERS FIND A CERTAIN RECTANGULAR ROBOT TO BE THE SEXIEST THING ALIVE.
SO YES. NO SHAME HERE!
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As a fellow fan of the exotic, I can't help but agree. Of course, my perspective's a little different, with Vaikuntha being my home and all. Zora are pretty normal for me.
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EXCEPT UNDYNE. EVEN THOUGH SHE MADE THE ROBOT BODY FOR HIM.
BUT ACTUALLY, YOU ZORA LOOK A LOT LIKE HER! JUST WITH LESS SHOUTING AND BOULDER SUPLEXING.
[Well, Ganeshan is loud, but still!]
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(The zora strokes his chin as that smirk grows.)
I'm guessing she's into those kinds of feats of strength and whatnot...?
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