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Friendly Reminder to Not Be Like Him...

[The feed opens up to reveal Cor in his traveling clothes, sitting near a beach. It's sunrise, and it looks rather lovely....

Except for the fact that Cor himself looks like he's had the snot beaten out of him, bloody bandages and all.]

Just a question - anyone else noticed that all the monsters have grown more aggressive than normal lately? Pretty sure that they're not supposed to be this eager to tear people apart.

If any Natives know if this is a regular occurrence, feel free to let the rest of us know.

[He pauses as he adjusts the bandages around one arm.]

...doesn't feel like it's normal, though...

[The last bit is muttered just as the feed is turned off.]

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[ What you mean what.. Sora gives Cor the stink eye. ]

'Sup with you? Why you going out there all getting hurt and stuff!

[He's just giving you a 'srsly?' look right back.]

I was hunting.

Technically, fishing. Didn't realize that what I was hunting swam in violent schools.

Fishing? Fishing? Pretty sure you fished wrong. Or the fish won. Did you try punching them or something? Did they whack you with their tails?

[ He'll raise you that look and see you a discontent and almost terrified look. ]

No, I won. It's just no the kind of fish that you can catch with a simple fishing rod and some skill. Too deadly for your average fisherman.

[He sighs and rubs at the bandaged patch around his temple.]

Still have a gut feeling that they shouldn't have been that eager to eat me up instead...

Yeah, you probably wouldn't taste very good to them!

You need some help?! Where are you? I'll come!

Don't worry about it. Already got a good friend picking me up via chocobo.

Right on! I hope they rented one from seeing me! The most amazing chocobo mascot ever!

Why do you think they weren't normal.. what if they're just aggressive fish? Like sharks.. they can be pretty scary. I fought a shark like.. twice.. or three times.. who's counting.

[Congrats, you get an amused noise out of Cor.]

Hate to disappoint you, but we actually have a growing flock of our own back on our current estate. I'm sure someone in my group would be more than happy to tell you all about that.

[Like a certain blonde young man... But later. Important things first.]

They're reputed to be aggressive, yeah. But they're normally not the levels of carnivorous goblins in their aggression. Or so I've heard.

Oh man you have your own chocobos?! Oh... man you have your own estate?! What's an estate?

Why would you want to punch aggressive fish? If you wanted to go fishing, why not go for fish you can catch with a rod and lure.. like the good old kind of way? Or ... you can go swimming and catch them like.. with your hands, like me... you know, cause I'm from the islands and we do things the best way.

Because fish is edible, even the dangerous ones. Or at least, they'd become edible in the right hands.

[He just...takes a deep breath, reminding himself that the kid's only 15 or so.]

An 'estate', in this case, is just a fancy-ass term for having a small yet well-off farm. It's normally for rich people who can afford the help, but we actually do all the work ourselves instead.

And yeah, we have our own chocobos. Or rather, the others do. I just happen to help take care of them when I'm home.

How is it that you ended up out there by yourself if you got all these pals, huh?! I'd gone with you!

Because it's a night hunt, and they need their rest - especially Regis.

[He then makes a face because Astrals-damnit, he hadn't meant for the last bit to slip out.]

Besides, you don't seem to be anywhere near Yun'Ashia

Well, I mean.. I could be there. If you plan things.

Also, Regis got old suddenly.. I bet he goes to bed at six, huh!? Wakes up at four in the morning! [ He cackles. ]

[Cor suddenly looks like he has a stoic mask settling onto his face.]

This is just an unexpected setback...but I'll keep the offer in mind.

And

[For a brief moment, there's a flash of a shadow over his eyes, and then its gone.]

It might be best to let Regis explain that to you himself. When he's ready to do so.

[ He watches Cor carefully. ]

I already know, he left and then came back.. and I went back through the network and I seen him all young and stuff.. then now he's old.

Yeah. I bet he likes traditional fishing in his tender age! Take him next time! So he can reel you in when you bite off more than you can chew!

[Anything he wanted to say regarding that sudden age shift is suddenly forgotten as soon as he hears that phrase. And to be honest, if it wasn't this kid being...well, Sora, Cor would've thought that they were trying to be clever with certain implications. Improper ones at that.

As it is, though, Cor's trying not to look sheepish as he glances away from his iMog's camera.]

I'd rather he didn't feel the need to do...that. At least, not as often as you think.

I never understood why old people are so complicated about their friendships. Like, what are you noble right now? He wouldn't be your friend if he didn't want to do things with you!

I mean, you don't go attacking fish on the daily do you? Then he might need to put a stop to that for the sake of your health.

[Sora, you are the last person to be complaining about complicated friendships. Not like Cor is aware of that ~~yet, maybe?~~, but still...]

No, I do not. This was just a one-time challenge I wanted to take on.

And it's complicated because we've known each other since I was around your age.

That makes it even less complicated. You know all the things he likes, so maybe do something he likes then instead of dragging him down to the water to beat up fish!

You're so violent.

And whose idea was it to drag him towards the water in the first damn place?

I'm a soldier. Been one since I was 13.

Hey, that's pretty young! I started saving worlds when I was 14, so.. that's pretty cool, you know, we have that in common.

Maybe you can take him for a nice chocobo ride on top of the water. They are great swimmers and have strong legs.. not too common to get had over by fish.

...saving the world at 14? Really?

[Fighting in general at that age, yeah; that's okay. Cor gets that. But really, Sora?]

I'd rather wait until the wildlife calms down first. Best not to endanger either him or the chocobo.

[...though, is that just a friends thing or...more than friends thing?]

Worlds, Cor.. worlds.. mmhm. I did that.

Uh, okay, so then ... well, I knew a grandpa back in Traverse Town, sure did like tea a lot... you ever feed him tea?

...you've actually traveled beyond your star before coming here?

And only when he wants it.

[...he then suddenly moves to clarify, as an afterthought.]

But only if he doesn't make it himself.

I bet he likes it extra sweet! Make sure you get him a blanket for his lap in case he dozes off.. sometimes they like to sleep on you!

Also.. Yes, I went on a gummy ship and went to all sorts of worlds where I saved them from the darkness.. it's a big deal, but you know.. we can talk about that later..

Maybe over tea. Except I want some soda. And cakes. And I don't need a blanket.

No, I'll need a blanket.

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