01: Reality $ TEXT

[righthandstand]

[Okuyasu opts for a text message rather than a video as 1) it's kind of easy to figure out after some practice - it's like a computer, only the keys don't get stuck and 2) he hopes fewer people will recognize him from the tiny icon.]

you know after the past few days i think im finally getting that this is all real
that im not dreaming that i woke up in outer space and went to a planet where magic is real
does that make sense?

i guess what im trying to say is i suddenly realize that i was sleeping in a real bed in a real house and ate real food
but at the same time i cant completely accept it yet
and its confusing

i know it sounds pretty dumb but thats how I feel

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[chefbayardee]

Those are tabloids, Okuyasu. [ He takes another moment to blink and stare. ] You know those are trash, right?

And if you go west for long enough, you end up where you started! [ And Hunk whines for a moment, before steeling his resolve. ] Have you ever even had a cheeseburger? Apple pie? French fries?!

If you wanna be a Yankee, you gotta eat the food. [ It always comdz back to food. ]

[righthandstand]

They're not! [Tabloids have gossip! And are for older women! He doesn't read tabloids!] I read up on news about real world shit, not just movies!

[He pulls his feet on the chair, wraps himself with his arms defensively.]

I had a cheeseburger when I lived in Tokyo. And I had French frieds. [He shared with Keicho after a tip to McDonald's. They don't have American chain restaurants in Morioh.]

[chefbayardee]

Okay, well, you have the internet here. You can read the news on your iMog Slate. [ He's terse, but compassionate. Okuyasu going through convenience store tabloids was mentally painful to Hunk. ]

One cheeseburger. Was it good, or was it McDonald's-tier? [ He is, of course, thinking of American McDonald's, but still. ] And no apple pie, either?

[ Hunk might be mentally sketching a trip to MogDonald's sometime soon... ]

[righthandstand]

[Ugh, fine. Hunk's being the adult here but Okuyasu doesn't have to act like he obeys him. He's not his brother.]

It was good. [It was dinner.] McDonald's ain't shit. Just didn't have apple pie 'cause you get those in bakeries.