text; what is this vacation you speak of

[tiredcharmer]

wwwwhat do you all do wwwwhen you're not wwwworking i'mmmm on a departmmmment- and university-mmmmandated break for another wwwweek and i've already been kicked out of every other police station on vaikuntha for trying to do sommmmething actually productive wwwwith mmmmy timmmme

i swwwwear i do not knowwww howwww the captain mmmmanaged to convince literally every force on this fuckin planet that i need to take a break i need to wwwwork or else i'mmmm going to go commmmpletely fuckin spare

anywwwways i need sommmmething to occupy mmmmy timmmme since i mmmmy asterisk programmmm is on the fritz and i'mmmm not crazy enough to quest as a freelancer

yet

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[defenestraighttomyheart]

Is

Is that a good sound or a bad sound

I can't really tell

[tiredcharmer]

IF YOU WOULD LIKE MY ANALYSIS, SIR, MY ALIEN-BULLSHIT-O'-METER IS SAYING THAT IT'S A VERY FUCKING BAD SOUND.

YOU SHOULD ALSO BE AWARE THAT I HAVE NOT SEEN HER SLEEP SINCE ALL THAT TIME FUCKERY. SHE'S EVEN STARTED DRINKING COFFEE.

[defenestraighttomyheart]

[Via PM]

Right.

Remind me to swap her coffee of choice with decaf. If you're feeling brave, there's a false back in the spice cabinet with decaf beans already in that I keep around in case Serge or anyone with entirely too much energy already comes to visit.