text; what is this vacation you speak of

[tiredcharmer]

wwwwhat do you all do wwwwhen you're not wwwworking i'mmmm on a departmmmment- and university-mmmmandated break for another wwwweek and i've already been kicked out of every other police station on vaikuntha for trying to do sommmmething actually productive wwwwith mmmmy timmmme

i swwwwear i do not knowwww howwww the captain mmmmanaged to convince literally every force on this fuckin planet that i need to take a break i need to wwwwork or else i'mmmm going to go commmmpletely fuckin spare

anywwwways i need sommmmething to occupy mmmmy timmmme since i mmmmy asterisk programmmm is on the fritz and i'mmmm not crazy enough to quest as a freelancer

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[bladeofconquest]

That would be great, Richard! Does this trip you have planned for you and Tyzias take you anywhere near Nakagawa? Because if so I'd be happy to join the two of you for a day. I'm sure there must be something appropriately kitschy around here we could do in the morning, then back to my place for a group study-session?

[defenestraighttomyheart]

I was thinking of going through Serge's fishing hutch.

He asks literally everyone to go see his mom and try her cooking. Eventually, I'm going to have to if only for the thought that I've never seen anyone actually take him up on the offer and report back on how it was. It's like a cryptid all itself at this point.

[bladeofconquest]

I think Kid's actually been over for dinner at Serge's home at least once. Oh, but that actually reminds me that I wanted to take him up on the offer myself, now that Bahamut's taken care of. I'd be more than happy to give you a detailed report on how it went, Richard!

The fishing hutch sounds good, though. So why don't we make a morning of that, then back to my place for a study session in the laws and ordinances of the Min'to Crown and then dinner on me? Make a real day of it for the three of us.

[defenestraighttomyheart]

We're seeing if we can make it four. I'm trying to goad Vimes to come along, but he keeps insisting that if he goes, we're going to wind up becoming embroiled in some criminal conspiracy.

Personally, I don't see the downside.

[bladeofconquest]

Oh, Mister Vimes absolutely should come. I know how hard he works, he definitely needs a break too.

Ha, I suppose not, but I think it's probably pretty unlikely. It's only a few days of sightseeing, what's the worst that could happen?

[defenestraighttomyheart]

Never say that!

[bladeofconquest]

Heehee, sorry Richard. After all the detective shows you introduced me to, I really should know better!

Okay, well, when we're facing down a squad of armed goons you can tell me "I told you so", all right?