[Text] We Need A Lab

[exspeariment]

Now that that's all done.

Scientists. We need a laboratory. A place to build robots and test hypotheses and do all kinds of awesome science stuff!

Who's with me!

Comments

[mech_and_mutt]

You need a hand building robots? I've done some work on my DAHAK already, I might be able to help.

[exspeariment]

Not just robots. We'll be doing other stuff as well. Like building teleporters.

[mech_and_mutt]

Okay, so maybe there's some other stuff too.

Point is, I've been with the Magitek Knights for a while now, so I could probably lend a hand.

[exspeariment]

We'll need as much help as possible.

[mech_and_mutt]

Gimme a preview here. Robots, teleporters, what else are you gonna be working on?

I might need to make a shopping list. I'll see what I can pull from the guild.

[exspeariment]

Lots of stuff! Holographic stuff, data-related stuff, lasers, and lots more!

We'll definitely need at least one giant buzzsaw. For cutting dense materials, of course.

[mech_and_mutt]

[There's actually a considerable pause before his reply. Holographic stuff? Data-related stuff? Lasers were great, sure, but some of this sounded... familiar. And not in the safe way.

More in the sort of ways that humans used to do, and which didn't end well for them.

Eventually, a single word reply comes through.]

Juno?

[exspeariment]

What?

[mech_and_mutt]

[OKAY GOOD. The last thing they needed was another apocalypse on the horizon.]

Don't worry about it.

Lasers are easy to get- the guild has a ton of them lying around. I could probably cut a giant buzz saw, too, so long as I could get the scrap metal.

[exspeariment]

Great!

We'll also need some lava as well, for decoration. Papyrus knows a way to make it nonlethal.

[mech_and_mutt]

Wait, how am I supposed to get

How do you make LAVA nonlethal?? Some sort of fireproof suit?

[exspeariment]

Papyrus made a special formula that when added to lava, makes it as harmless as water.

It's the same stuff that was in the Blazing Badge he made.

[mech_and_mutt]

All that just so you can DECORATE with it??

[exspeariment]

What's cooler than a laboratory decorated with lava?!

[mech_and_mutt]

Lightning.

[exspeariment]

...agreed.

But what about LAVA SURGING WITH LIGHTNING!?

[mech_and_mutt]

Wouldn't that just be a really badly-blown fuse?

[exspeariment]

Not necessarily.

[mech_and_mutt]

Okay, second question

then HOW?

[exspeariment]

Wires in the lava, with spaces in the wires for the electricity to be visible.

[aerospacecommander]

Building robots, huh?

[exspeariment]

Yes. Especially giant robots.

[aerospacecommander]

Hypothetically speaking, what would be in it for me for sharing Cybertronian tech?

[exspeariment]

The possible improvement of it.

[aerospacecommander]

Really? I have doubts.

[exspeariment]

Does Cybertronian tech have laser defenses or holographic missile cannons?

[aerospacecommander]

Does your tech have a space bridge or fusion cannons?

[exspeariment]

Depends on what you define those as.

If by a space bridge you mean a teleporter or a bridge with rockets attatched, and by a fusion cannon you mean a cannon that can fuse with other cannons or a cannon that fuses its projectiles with the target, then yes.

[aerospacecommander]

Nope on both accounts. A space bridge is a dimensional portal through, well, space. A short cut across the galaxy.

And a fusion cannon is a very nasty weapon of mass destruction. You should ask Megatron about it some time. That was his primary weapon.

[transect]

I am more of a doctor than a scientist, but I wouldn't say no to a location where I could preform larger experiments dissections with fewer witnesses
procedures or store specimens, if that's in line with the laboratory's purpose.

[exspeariment]

We'll be doing all kinds of procedures! One of the first things I want to do is see if a data point can be split into thirds.

[transect]

I see.
That isn't something I'm familiar with in the least, but I wouldn't be opposed to bearing witness so such an experiment.
What would be the purpose of something like this?

[exspeariment]

Finding results with less data needed.

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[transect]

Ah.
That doesn't sound nearly as fun as I had hoped.

[exspeariment]

It has lots of applications! For example, you could find out exactly what something looks like while only seeing half of it!

[transect]

Hmm...
Yes, that would certainly have its uses. Then, please let me know if you make progress on such an endeavour.

[exspeariment]

I'll be sure to let you know.

[einspine]

NYEH HEH HEH!!! YES, LET THERE BE COLLABORATION. CAMARADERIE. COOL CREATIONS. CHAOTIC CHEMICALS!!!

THE STUFF OF DREAMS. I, PAPYRUS, APPROVE WHOLEHEARTEDLY!

[exspeariment]

Finally, we get to work together again!

[einspine]

YES!!! AND NOW WE CAN BUILD THE GREATEST, MOST ELABORATE INVENTIONS VAIKUNTHA HAS EVER SEEN!

SUCH AS... HMMM.

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

I'M PRESSING DOWN THE M KEY FOR ADDED EMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHASIS...

BUT! PERHAPS WE COULD CREATE A CANNON THAT SHOOTS SPIKES. FLAMING SPIKES! THAT GLOW IN THE DARK.

[exspeariment]

Yeah!

And the spikes could fire lasers as well!

[einspine]

LASERS THAT EXPLODE INTO A BURST OF INCREDIBLE COLORS!!!


THE ULTIMATE LIGHT SHOW. A SIGHT UNLIKE ANYTHING VAIKUNTHA HAS EVER SEEN!!!

[exspeariment]

A light show that will blind our enemies!

We'd need to find a way to prevent any bystanders from getting hurt or blinded, though.