A Super Secret Admirer <3

[eternitynpc]

Warnings: Suggestive Language, Bad Puns, A Terrible Character Who is Just The Worst

[It's a time of love, and also a time of desperation. And hey, apparently everyone's gonna die? That means nobody's got anything to lose!

Pretty girls, and pretty boys, and pretty non-binary folks, prepare to receive the most spectacular Valentine ever. MUSCLEHEADS need not apply!

To have your character receive a Valentine from Ultros a super secret admirer, leave a comment below. Your character will receive a secret Valentine message as a response. Who knows, maybe love will be kindled?

In spite of Ultros' the secret admirer's pretty girl/boy preferences, anyone is eligible to receive a card if they want. The secret admirer ain't picky.]





*The coding will be obnoxious and purple. If you would like to opt out of it, please say so in your comment.

Comments

[transect]

Worse decisions have been made, probably.

To Rutile

[eternitynpc]

[The message arrives before Valentine’s Day, and is written on paper that looks wrinkled, as if it was soaked and dried out. The ink on the page is purple, and carries an aroma of salt and fish. It has no signature or return address.]

Come play Doctor,
'Cuz you got me dying!
If you won't me mine,
I'll spend Valentine's crying!!

[If you wish to respond, you can try leaving a message in your mailbox for the ‘Secret Admirer’.]