A Super Secret Admirer <3

[eternitynpc]

Warnings: Suggestive Language, Bad Puns, A Terrible Character Who is Just The Worst

[It's a time of love, and also a time of desperation. And hey, apparently everyone's gonna die? That means nobody's got anything to lose!

Pretty girls, and pretty boys, and pretty non-binary folks, prepare to receive the most spectacular Valentine ever. MUSCLEHEADS need not apply!

To have your character receive a Valentine from Ultros a super secret admirer, leave a comment below. Your character will receive a secret Valentine message as a response. Who knows, maybe love will be kindled?

In spite of Ultros' the secret admirer's pretty girl/boy preferences, anyone is eligible to receive a card if they want. The secret admirer ain't picky.]





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Comments

[provenworth]

Oh gosh yes please

To Elena

[eternitynpc]

[The message arrives before Valentine’s Day, and is written on paper that looks wrinkled, as if it was soaked and dried out. The ink on the page is purple, and carries an aroma of salt and fish. It has no signature or return address.]

A sweet honey like you
Shouldn't stand up so tensely.
Let me give you a massage.
You'll enjoy it IMMENSELY (;

[If you wish to respond, you can try leaving a message in your mailbox for the ‘Secret Admirer’.]

[provenworth]

[Elena reads the note. The re-reads it another time. S-She didn't think she was tense. Granted, considering the living arrangement situation, perhaps the stress was starting to show in her posture?]

Its kind of you to call me sweet, considering I've not been called that since I was under the age of 10. And as much as I...appreciate...the offer, I will have to decline. I'm not comfortable being so exposed around a stranger.

[eternitynpc]

Come get to know me better and we won't be strangers! (; (; (;

Trust me, babe, my tentacles are TO DIE FOR!!!