A Super Secret Admirer <3

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Warnings: Suggestive Language, Bad Puns, A Terrible Character Who is Just The Worst

[It's a time of love, and also a time of desperation. And hey, apparently everyone's gonna die? That means nobody's got anything to lose!

Pretty girls, and pretty boys, and pretty non-binary folks, prepare to receive the most spectacular Valentine ever. MUSCLEHEADS need not apply!

To have your character receive a Valentine from Ultros a super secret admirer, leave a comment below. Your character will receive a secret Valentine message as a response. Who knows, maybe love will be kindled?

In spite of Ultros' the secret admirer's pretty girl/boy preferences, anyone is eligible to receive a card if they want. The secret admirer ain't picky.]





*The coding will be obnoxious and purple. If you would like to opt out of it, please say so in your comment.

Comments

To Frisk

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[The message arrives before Valentine’s Day, and is written on paper that looks wrinkled, as if it was soaked and dried out. The ink on the page is purple, and carries an aroma of salt and fish. It has no signature or return address.]

I hear you like monster,
So give me a try!
Cutie, I'm way better than
some bone-headed guy!

[If you wish to respond, you can try leaving a message in your mailbox for the ‘Secret Admirer’.]

[waningsigns]

[Frisk laughs for almost half an hour when they receive the letter, then run off to retrieve their best patterned stationary to pen a reply. This is probably the most animated anyone's seen them in weeks.]

you flatter me, sweetheart <3
but i don't do blind dates
how's about you send a selfie
lemme see that handsome face~ ;3

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[Frisk will receive a picture of a shadowy purple figure, wearing a fedora tilted low, a pair of sunglasses, and a comically large trench coat with the collar turned up to further obscure his face. It is still very obviously a giant purple octopus.]

I'm so handsome, it's hard to believe/
So, Cutie, when do we leave?

[waningsigns]

[Frisk laughs even more when they get the reply, though they take more time to consider the next letter. Fun as it is, they don't want to lead the huge tentacle monster on too long. They're not looking for any serious romance.]

such a lovely look <3
but i'm afraid i've no time :c
for weeks from now, i'm booked
i'll keep you posted, though!
a penpal like you is quite a catch
and maybe you could help with my rhymes~

[They do keep the selfie tucked into their math textbook though, as a particularly humorous bookmark. Something to keep them going through the dark abyss of numbers and calculations.]

</3

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WHAAAAAT?

A sexier octopus, you'll never find.
So if your schedule opens up, keep me in mind!