A Super Secret Admirer <3

[eternitynpc]

Warnings: Suggestive Language, Bad Puns, A Terrible Character Who is Just The Worst

[It's a time of love, and also a time of desperation. And hey, apparently everyone's gonna die? That means nobody's got anything to lose!

Pretty girls, and pretty boys, and pretty non-binary folks, prepare to receive the most spectacular Valentine ever. MUSCLEHEADS need not apply!

To have your character receive a Valentine from Ultros a super secret admirer, leave a comment below. Your character will receive a secret Valentine message as a response. Who knows, maybe love will be kindled?

In spite of Ultros' the secret admirer's pretty girl/boy preferences, anyone is eligible to receive a card if they want. The secret admirer ain't picky.]





*The coding will be obnoxious and purple. If you would like to opt out of it, please say so in your comment.

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To Finn

[eternitynpc]

[The message arrives before Valentine’s Day, and is written on paper that looks wrinkled, as if it was soaked and dried out. The ink on the page is purple, and carries an aroma of salt and fish. It has no signature or return address.]

Why fly in the sky?
Water's where you should be.
My force could be with you
Under the sea. (;

[If you wish to respond, you can try leaving a message in your mailbox for the ‘Secret Admirer’.]

[hatejakku]

[ Finn spends several hours trying to decode this. What's so special about water? He had an admirer in Ka'Pandol? Did they have the force?

The next day, he sends back a message. ]

The force is under water?

[eternitynpc]

THIS FORCE IS!!!

[There's a picture with the message. It's long and purple. That's no light saber!

You have received one Unsolicited Tentacle Pic. Please burn it and save the world from this horror.]

[hatejakku]

Finn sets the picture on the ground and uses Flamethrower.