A Super Secret Admirer <3

[eternitynpc]

Warnings: Suggestive Language, Bad Puns, A Terrible Character Who is Just The Worst

[It's a time of love, and also a time of desperation. And hey, apparently everyone's gonna die? That means nobody's got anything to lose!

Pretty girls, and pretty boys, and pretty non-binary folks, prepare to receive the most spectacular Valentine ever. MUSCLEHEADS need not apply!

To have your character receive a Valentine from Ultros a super secret admirer, leave a comment below. Your character will receive a secret Valentine message as a response. Who knows, maybe love will be kindled?

In spite of Ultros' the secret admirer's pretty girl/boy preferences, anyone is eligible to receive a card if they want. The secret admirer ain't picky.]





*The coding will be obnoxious and purple. If you would like to opt out of it, please say so in your comment.

Comments

[boomchucka]

Do the thing so that we can do the thing! ;)

To Selphie

[eternitynpc]

[The message arrives before Valentine’s Day, and is written on paper that looks wrinkled, as if it was soaked and dried out. The ink on the page is purple, and carries an aroma of salt and fish. It has no signature or return address.]

You're the cutest around,
Of that I am shore.
So send me a Selfie
So I can sea more (;

[If you wish to respond, you can try leaving a message in your mailbox for the ‘Secret Admirer’.]

To Seacret Admirer 1/2

[boomchucka]

To Seacret Admirer 2/2

[boomchucka]

Uh... sure? I'll get right on that?

Other than a pun on my name, what's a selfie?

[eternitynpc]

You'll get on it? REALLY??? UWEE-HEE-HEE-HEE!

It's a picture of yourself.

Outfits are optional (;

>:D

[boomchucka]

[Oh no.

Ultros, please.

Selphie most definitely includes a selfie for sure. One of her with a very shoddy looking staff resting on her right shoulder with an impish smirk on her face. Behind her, there just might be the battered remains of a monster found around the Curti Centre.

>:D

Would you like to know more? y/n/tickybox?]

EEEK!

[eternitynpc]

[YEOWCH! This guy doesn't wanna be SEAFOOD SOUP! Count him OUT!]

You're welcome Liisa!

[boomchucka]

[Insert unseen shit-eating grin here.]