[Video] Candy-making machismo

[topgun_textiles]

[Setting: Kitchen. The arrangement of kitchen tools, handmade homey art and a surprising number of hung-up aprons and oven mitts dot and decorate the room. This had to be some kind of studio for a cooking show, right? A guy that looks like this can't possibly have a cute kitchen, right?

Yet adorned in his black, skull-printed apron, brandishing a pair of whisks like weapons, none can know what's truly real anymore... but he slammed the handles down and gave the camera an intense stare.]


A'right, punks, listen up!

Y'got a little over a week before Valentine's Day, and a lotta you might not have any ideas on what to give people, and people are counting on you, damn it! It ain't just dragon gods and shit-talking green cloud bastards out there, y'know!

[He set his jaw and smirked.]

I'm here to help you guys out in gettin' better at talkin' to each other! Friday, this Friday, I got space set aside in the Curti Center to teach anybody n' everybody - that includes you guys who just got picked up from the Dream Width earlier today - how to make chocolates! White truffles, milk truffles, dark truffles... hell, we'll make some cookies, too.

Don't worry about materials or things to box or bag 'em in. I got you covered in all that. Just bring yourselves to the cafeteria, 'bout 2 after lunch gets out.

[He balled a fist.] Now let's make some cute shit and make some friends, damn it!

Comments

[topgun_textiles]

S-s-so what if she might be?! Still ain't gettin' into what I'm making!

Hell, I'll make mine before class starts and stash 'em away!

[mech_and_mutt]

[His snickering quickly becomes a raucous laugh.]

Just means you've both got somethin' to look forward to, though, right?

[topgun_textiles]

You're gettin' NO pets at the rate you're flyin'!

[mech_and_mutt]

Gee, that's a shame. Guess I'll have to do this class of yours without a hand on my head.