[O-oh dear. The moment she ran her fingers down his chest, his face reddened all over again. This is probably going to be recurring at this rate, folks. Oh my.
He gulps as she yanks him closer. Gives him that very sultry look. Oh, the butterflies a-fluttering in his ribcage.]
ER. WELL. WHILE I APPRECIATE THE ADMIRATION, I'M A VERY FAITHFUL SKELETON! MY METAPHORICAL HEART BELONGS TO MADDIE HERE. SHE IS THE... SAUCE TO MY SPAGHETTI! THE MISSING PIECE TO THE PUZZLE THAT IS THAT VERY SAME METAPHORICAL HEART!
BUT FRET NOT! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM ALWAYS UP FOR VERY PLATONIC HANGOUTS AMONG FRIENDS!
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He gulps as she yanks him closer. Gives him that very sultry look. Oh, the butterflies a-fluttering in his ribcage.]
ER. WELL. WHILE I APPRECIATE THE ADMIRATION, I'M A VERY FAITHFUL SKELETON! MY METAPHORICAL HEART BELONGS TO MADDIE HERE. SHE IS THE... SAUCE TO MY SPAGHETTI! THE MISSING PIECE TO THE PUZZLE THAT IS THAT VERY SAME METAPHORICAL HEART!
BUT FRET NOT! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AM ALWAYS UP FOR VERY PLATONIC HANGOUTS AMONG FRIENDS!