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melodiesofkupo2018-11-24 10:09 pm
strawberryredgrave) wrote in melodiesofkupo2018-11-24 10:09 pm
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Dante, this is stupid, even for you.
Just hold the slate for me, alright? It's important.
(The video feed opens up with a familiar zora and his moogle coming to the end of their bickering and finally focusing on the zora himself. He greets his viewers with a fistpump and a proud grin.)
Hey! For anyone who doesn't know me, I'm Dante. For everyone who does, then...hey! You guys probably know me from the Curti Center or a slew of adventures across Vaikuntha. Things have been pretty busy lately, huh? Can't say I know more about it than any of you, but something's been bothering me lately. Might be more of a personal thing or one too many shifts at the center. Can't say. Anyway, here's the deal.
(The zora gestures for his moogle to focus the video feed down at the table before him, looking over a diorama of a city the length of the table. On one end is a tower, another a small office with a statue of a man who looks mildly familiar.)
So in these dreams, this is me. Crazy, right? Still don't wear a shirt, but I can respect that. I'm just chillin' and doin' my thing when BAM!
(A small collection of scary reaper looking dudes is dropped into the office, surrounding the red coated man.)
All these guys start swarming the place! I'm taking hits like a champ and dealing it right back to 'em. And it's real stylish and smooth.
(Cue a few moments of a fully grown man playing with dolls over a broadcast. It clearly looks a lot cooler in his head.)
So I deal with these guys, right? And it's happening 'til I get all the way here, when I gotta deal with this guy!
(Improvised noises of a large creature dropping in is paired with a matching figurine of a ice-based three headed dog standing in the man's way.)
So we fight and, of course, I win, and some pretty other cool stuff happens that I can't remember right now. See, it's a weird situation right now that I can't really piece together, but I got an idea that might help with that. Hear me out here:
The Monster Arena
I'm thinking if I deal with some of these creeps myself, it might help paint a clearer picture in my head. A real hands-on experience, you know? Course, I'mma need a little help to get through it, so anyone's itching to fight some of these guys or do me a favor, I'm open for business. I'm cooking for anyone who joins in, don't you worry.
Just hold the slate for me, alright? It's important.
(The video feed opens up with a familiar zora and his moogle coming to the end of their bickering and finally focusing on the zora himself. He greets his viewers with a fistpump and a proud grin.)
Hey! For anyone who doesn't know me, I'm Dante. For everyone who does, then...hey! You guys probably know me from the Curti Center or a slew of adventures across Vaikuntha. Things have been pretty busy lately, huh? Can't say I know more about it than any of you, but something's been bothering me lately. Might be more of a personal thing or one too many shifts at the center. Can't say. Anyway, here's the deal.
(The zora gestures for his moogle to focus the video feed down at the table before him, looking over a diorama of a city the length of the table. On one end is a tower, another a small office with a statue of a man who looks mildly familiar.)
So in these dreams, this is me. Crazy, right? Still don't wear a shirt, but I can respect that. I'm just chillin' and doin' my thing when BAM!
(A small collection of scary reaper looking dudes is dropped into the office, surrounding the red coated man.)
All these guys start swarming the place! I'm taking hits like a champ and dealing it right back to 'em. And it's real stylish and smooth.
(Cue a few moments of a fully grown man playing with dolls over a broadcast. It clearly looks a lot cooler in his head.)
So I deal with these guys, right? And it's happening 'til I get all the way here, when I gotta deal with this guy!
(Improvised noises of a large creature dropping in is paired with a matching figurine of a ice-based three headed dog standing in the man's way.)
So we fight and, of course, I win, and some pretty other cool stuff happens that I can't remember right now. See, it's a weird situation right now that I can't really piece together, but I got an idea that might help with that. Hear me out here:
The Monster Arena
I'm thinking if I deal with some of these creeps myself, it might help paint a clearer picture in my head. A real hands-on experience, you know? Course, I'mma need a little help to get through it, so anyone's itching to fight some of these guys or do me a favor, I'm open for business. I'm cooking for anyone who joins in, don't you worry.
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[No big deal, she's just going to ask Dante what he thinks about her hair? Clearly, he's a man of style.
What's that about Re, though? She blinks, but she's not going to say anything. Hmmm...]
Ah, well, you see...I was wearing a wedding dress for a photo shoot, and these men in black came by and forced me into their car. They mistook me for the bride-to-be of this wealthy man whose bride had run away. I'm sure something similar has happened to most people~.
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(He may not know much about hair, but he knows it looks nice on Azusa. She gets the thumbs up and the signature zora grin, complete with teeth sparkle.
Of course, there's more notably concern as she goes on with the rest of that story, leaving him raising an eyebrow.)
...Uhh. No, that's not a thing that happens next to stepping on gum. That's kidnapping, Azusa. Not really a happy thing for people.
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[She means that as a full-on compliment, she just can't explain why. Maybe it's the way he acts? A modern Zora for the modern times.
Well, it's a more fun topic than kidnapping. Azusa closes her eyes, frowning as she recalls some of the details.]
Mm...maybe it was more of a light kidnapping? They let me out of the car once they realized they were looking for a different woman in a wedding dress.