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[wildlinks]

[Working at the library has its good sides and downsides. The good sides: lots of books, meeting people and discussing said books.

The downside is... well... sometimes it's slow. And Souji ends up flipping through books, typing down random questions that pop into his head.

Only now- instead of *saving* it, as Futaba taught him, he accidentally posted the entire list of questions he gathered.]

➡️ What happens when you're scared "half to death" twice?
➡️ If you write a book about failure and it doesn't sell- is that a success?
➡️ Why aren't blueberries blue?
➡️ Why aren't there ads for advertising companies?
➡️ If I -save time- where do I get it back?
➡️ If space is a vacuum, who changes bags?
➡️ Why do "wise guy" and "wise man" mean two entirely different things?
➡️ Can you cry underwater?

[...he seriously needs to learn how to use new technology. Fast.]

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[wildlinks]

So a trick! I knew it ~~~

But joking aside, thanks for the answer :D
I wonder though if that's kind of lying to the customers.

Was there any question that ever made you think "this is weird" ?

[He knows that there are very slim chances but- curiosity.]

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[pishirogane]

On some technicalities, perhaps, but I'm sure others have looked up the answer themselves.

Any question? I don't think I've had any particularly "this is weird" ones. Ah, well, there's been a thought I've considered before.

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[wildlinks]

Really?

Can I hear about it?

[Curiosity killed a cat Souji.]

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[pishirogane]

Today is the oldest you've ever been. However, it's the youngest you'll ever be again.

[And yet people still called her a kid... life sometimes.]

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[wildlinks]

That's

amazing.

[And he instantly adds it to the list with the others.]

And completely true when you stop to think about it.

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[pishirogane]

I thought about it often in the past, but that isn't the case now.

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[wildlinks]

Oh? Any specific reason why not?

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[pishirogane]

[Really going to make her type something embarrassing here, senpai?]

Because you and the others don't make a big deal about my age.

[Unlike... some people here.]

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[wildlinks]

[He wouldn't be a good senpai if he weren't embarrassing.]

It's what's in your head and heart that's more important.

[Don't listen to those]