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[Working at the library has its good sides and downsides. The good sides: lots of books, meeting people and discussing said books.

The downside is... well... sometimes it's slow. And Souji ends up flipping through books, typing down random questions that pop into his head.

Only now- instead of *saving* it, as Futaba taught him, he accidentally posted the entire list of questions he gathered.]

➡️ What happens when you're scared "half to death" twice?
➡️ If you write a book about failure and it doesn't sell- is that a success?
➡️ Why aren't blueberries blue?
➡️ Why aren't there ads for advertising companies?
➡️ If I -save time- where do I get it back?
➡️ If space is a vacuum, who changes bags?
➡️ Why do "wise guy" and "wise man" mean two entirely different things?
➡️ Can you cry underwater?

[...he seriously needs to learn how to use new technology. Fast.]

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I am not sure if I'm happy to have it all answered

Or disappointed that there are answers at all.

Also- I know it is possible to cry underwater, but does one feel the tears? Or do they blend in too fast?

math is hard
does it make a difference though

i wonder what strawberries have to do with straw

thats what they were called where i was before
is that what theyre called here too
maybe i heard wrong

Should beings from another realm be summoned? Or the dead raised as puppets in battle?

Languages change over time, and each region has its’ own meaning and culture behind the words. It makes communication difficult, doesn't it?

That's a matter of when you see the berries themselves. When you purchase them at the store, there are two things that tend to make them look more purple: the process of cultivation and the process of packaging. A waxy coating on a blueberry before being cleaned makes it look blue.

Ah, I see. I suppose they are funny in a way.

[Being a killjoy strikes again... dang it.]

The only question that cannot be answered is the one that isn't asked.

Though I did take away your chance to discover the answer for yourself.

If it helps some of my responses were fatuous.

To that last question, I would say no.

Your eyes are more likely to feel the water pushing against your eyelids.

Or the assault of the water stinging every part of your exposed eye.

Foot cuts are no joke, man. Stub your toe or something!

math is also interesting. too bad, not many people like it

that's a wonderful question

[someone caught on these ridiculous fruit names!]

I wonder how they look here

That's stubbing, not cutting. But yes, it's rather dangerous.

Please be careful Kanji :)

So a trick! I knew it ~~~

But joking aside, thanks for the answer :D
I wonder though if that's kind of lying to the customers.

Was there any question that ever made you think "this is weird" ?

[He knows that there are very slim chances but- curiosity.]

A good question. The second one not so much. That's a bit...

[too much?]

That it does. One word can have three different meanings in three different places in the country. Still, fun things to think about.
Brain exercises ᕙ( * •̀ ᗜ •́ * )ᕗ

Touche.

That's quite alright. I am sure I will come across more questions for which I will hunt down the answers. Brain exercises are real ᕙ( * •̀ ᗜ •́ * )ᕗ

Too much pressure against the eye. I see. It makes sense. Thanks!~

I got my ears chewed off after the whole Lake Ira thing already. I mean, there's being careful, but then there's being a good tank. I got Paladin and everything, even if Berserker just works more for me.

Its the same principle of why you don't notice a scratch on your nose when your hand is on fire.

There are more important things to worry about.

So, you are a friend of Shirogane-san?

[She's not one to usually pry -- but when Naoto is commenting to the same list of questions its enough for her to take notice.]

That is true. I just find this type of thing relaxing. And today has been slow at work

Yes, I am ^^
We don't know each other for very long but she's an amazing person and incredibly intelligent.

May I ask why are you asking?

[Lake Ira thing...?]

Well, I'm here now and give you a good back up. You guys always supported me. Now it's time for me to pay you back ^^!

do you lke math

aa lot of things have really weird names huh

fishy

I don’t agree with it either. But the Necromancer Guild seems to do well enough, so there are those who feel otherwise. [Ugh, it’s not a nice topic.]

It makes even writing a letter require great thought. This is more relaxing, somehow.

Dude, you saved my life and stopped what my mom called a 'downward spiral'. I STILL have to pay you back for that. Let me crush some monster ass for you if you ever feel like doing some training!

it's like that Ironic song about things that aren't actually ironic

tho i realize there's like a 99.9% chance you have no idea what i'm talking about

You don't owe me anything Kanji ^^
I'm just glad I was able to help you out in any way I could. And that still counts for the future.

As for the training- I guess I could use some of it :)

I don't dislike it. It's not my favorite school subject, but I'm not bad at it.

[He's... not bad at any subject in school. But that doesn't really matter.]

I wonder if people tried to prank their friends with names but it backfired and it just kind of stayed that way!

An Ironic song about things that aren't iron

[Was that a pun? Why yes.]

Wonderful

I want to hear it

Necromancer guild sounds spooky

[More than just spooky, but he doesn't want to insult people that attend there]

A food for thought~

On some technicalities, perhaps, but I'm sure others have looked up the answer themselves.

Any question? I don't think I've had any particularly "this is weird" ones. Ah, well, there's been a thought I've considered before.

Awesome! I know some good spots. Tougher monsters, but nothing that can't be taken out with a couple of hammer blows to the skull.

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