[ This was a joke Okuyasu, why are you taking it seriously? Stop. Hunk wanted to let out a groan of exasperation, wanted to tell his pal to stop taking weird fashion so seriously, wanted to... see how far this rabbit hole could actually go. ]

Tinsel. [ Deadpan. Serious. ] Y'know, the shiny fuzzy-feeling stuff people wrap around Christmas trees. [ Like a feather boa, but lower-budget and probably made of fewer animals. Why... does this sound like something an animal rights activist would endorse? ]

You can either wear it like a scarf or attach it to your clothes. Give the robes some shine. [ And he starts to laugh a bit. Is it well-natured? Or is it predatory? It might just be both. ]