[That is a dangerous suggestion when the Jojo universe has not limits to what is considered proper clothing. Okuyasu's eyes widen to comical size.]

Dude...that's such a good idea! If I wore earrings, that is. But then I'd forget I'm wearin' them on my jacket and break them. [Hm...He props his chin on his fist, imitating the well known sculpture The Thinker. There has to be some other way of utilizing Hunk's suggestion.]

There's other shit people use on Christmas that don't break, right? I can't really get in fights wearin' a robe, but I can switch out my ornaments for somethin' cooler here.