melodiesofkupo | Comic Sans, sans horror movie instincts

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Comic Sans, sans horror movie instincts

You know, I don't really get why people don't like this font.
I think it's nice! It looks like handwriting.
See, I can even type complete gibberish and it looks fun!

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Look, even that's all cartoony!
We should find some more cool fonts and get them some holidays too!
It's high time for Times New Roman day!

Oh, and Food Lion got delayed since last month was so busy.
Anyone wanna be my kitchen copilot for an episode?
Like a guest star, but with free food!
We can cook stuff from your home, or mine, or from Vaikuntha.
I'm not picky!

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Weren't you supposed to be good at computers?

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I'm just getting started!

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Had enough yet? ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)૭✧

NEVERRRRR ヽ(#`Д´)ﾉ

Take no prisoners!!!!!!!!

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Also who's the rude one now?

Still you, obviously. ೕ(˃̵ᴗ˂̵ ๑)

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[ There a moment of pause- the message seems to have sent prematurely! And then he sends her a voice call, that immediately blurts out- ]

Ohjeezohnocomeonpickuppick- Futaba, there's so much spam, where are you?!

[ Hunk lets out a whimper, and it seems as if the ping and bloings and bwooms of ads popping up (with occasional fanfare) is so loud and annoying that it's invading the voice call. And then there's the loud, deep fwoom of his Speeder revving its engine. ]

Where are you right now?! [ He sounds like he's about to cry. ]

Edited (hisses at html) 2018-07-11 04:44 (UTC)

[ Holy shit yeah she can hear the sounds of something happening on his tablet. Even if she had managed to get something sent off in time, she's not sure he would've been able to read it, by the sounds of it. ]

I'm still at my house, and it's B14, not B7! What happened?!

[ Luckily for them both, Hunk had the presence of mind to turn up the volume, so he can hear Futaba's correction. ]

I- I got a message, and- [ There's a deeper thrum of the Speeder's engine as it turns around, and then the engine starts to roar. Hunk, by comparison, starts shouting. ] And then everything just exploded into spam. It's horrible, I can't even close out any of the windows, and-

[ What about all those pie recipes?! The horror! Bright side, the engine starts to quiet down. ] I'm almost there, should I knock or are you gonna be out front?

Edited 2018-07-16 07:05 (UTC)

From the creepy gibberish person?

[ Sounds like some kind of malware from hell, dang. Though she'll have to get a closer look at it. From the sounds of it though, even that might be tricky.... ]

We'll see who gets there first.

[ He probably will, but he sounds panicked enough that Futaba's not just gonna sit around in her room until he gets there either. ]

[ The Speeder is fast, and so Hunk's able to come screeching to a halt in the street out front. He doesn't even park, since it's not like people have cars. Or that he's focused enough to care. ]

FUTABA!!! [ Closer to a wail than a shout, actually. Hunk all but vaults out of the cockpit and storms up to the door with the slate in hand. It's the first time he's been able to look at the damages, and it's only gotten worse. ]

How did this even happen? I didn't click on anything but it's just a flood of natural mog enhancement and- and- [ Now he's sniffling as he barges into Futaba's house. Is the horrible purple eyed lady gonna kill him? Or is his moogle just gonna judge him forever? What a bad day. ]

[ She picks up the pace when she hears the engine and his voice. Goodness, Hunk you're more distressed than she would have figured.

The door is thrown open and she immediately grabs the tablet out of his hands to take a look. Whoever this was? Did a real number on his tablet, wow. Yeah, she can't close out and his tablet's all but frozen with the amount of... interesting spam. She'll worry about that later, trying to see if she access anything. And if not? Hard reset time. ]

Looks like I'm not the only hacker around here. Let's get inside. This'll probably take a while.

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