Comic Sans, sans horror movie instincts

[chefbayardee]

You know, I don't really get why people don't like this font.
I think it's nice! It looks like handwriting.
See, I can even type complete gibberish and it looks fun!

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Look, even that's all cartoony!
We should find some more cool fonts and get them some holidays too!
It's high time for Times New Roman day!

Oh, and Food Lion got delayed since last month was so busy.
Anyone wanna be my kitchen copilot for an episode?
Like a guest star, but with free food!
We can cook stuff from your home, or mine, or from Vaikuntha.
I'm not picky!

Comments

[reincarnationception]

Do people really care about how the writing is?I don't really understand why one would mind.

But I'm always willing to help out a friend, especially if free food is involved.

[chefbayardee]

Apparently some people do care!（○□○）

Do you know how to cook?
The goal is that people who can't cook follow the recipe, so cooking doesn't seem so scary and complicated!

[reincarnationception]

I can cook OK, but I'm really good at eating!

voice

[worldmother]

[ There is a very distinct grin in her voice. ]

I don't know, between the weird voice and now this, I think there might be something wrong on your end.

[ Just some gentle ribbing, it's fine. ]

voice

[chefbayardee]

[ He gives her a playful scoff. ]

Yeah, I mean there's always something. Why do we even use Mognet if it's being weird all the time? There's gotta be another provider, right?

[Voice]

[saint_sami]

You like cooking, too? Do you mind if I help out?! I love cooking! I even wanna start up a shop or something here so others can have good meals!

[Voice]

[chefbayardee]

Well, the goal is that people who don't cook get to see how easy it is. So we don't want too many cooks running around.

[ There's the sound of fabric rustling as he shrugs. ] Y'know, Hisan City is nothing but restaurants, it's probably a good place to start. [ And then he chuckles, because yeah, he's paying attention. ] Even though you sound a bit young to have a job.

[voice]

[garyoutensei]

Since I can't really type, I guess I'm gonna pass on giving an opinion on that.

Can I still get free food even if I'm not on camera?

[voice]

[chefbayardee]

I'd probably do the filming in my temp house at the Curti Center, and I'm not gonna stop you if you walked in and wanted to eat the food.

[ He laughs, almost condescendingly. ] There'd definitely be enough.

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[promiselisting]

just so you know you're dead to me.

[ Hello she's here to shame ]

Also two can play the gibberish game

aXQnc25vdG1l

YWxzb3doYXR0aGVoZWNr

see?

[ That translation though... HM. ]

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[chefbayardee]

How rude, Futaba!

aXRzYmVlbmhlcmVmb3JhbW9udGg=

d2hhdGNvdWxkZ293cm9uZw==

Beat that!

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aWZhbnl0aGluZ2hhcHBlbnM=

I'm waiting... (*•̀ᴗ•́*)و ̑̑

(( ooc- code up in subject for reference lol ))

[warpstriking]

No idea. It's better than Prompto's chicken scratch, at least.

[As for the food thing, he'll poke Ignis. No need to threaten the safety of Hunk's pots and pans for this one.]

[chefbayardee]

Does Prompto know you can't read his writing?
Or are you gonna be unhappy if he finds a way to send you written messages?

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[boomchucka]

I kinda got delegated to food prep with the last group of people that I lived with so I could lend a hand in that regard?

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[chefbayardee]

Prep isn't the issue, prep is easy.
I'm trying to get people who don't know how to cook at all to show everyone how easy it is!

But once it gets rolling I might need some help getting weird ingredients.
I want the recipes to get complicated later!

[einspine]

BUT WHY ARE THEY USING MY BROTHER'S FONT? I AM VERY CONCERNED.

THEY SHOULD AT LEAST BE PAYING HIM ROYALTIES!!!

...WAIT. THIS MEANS I SHOULD BE PAYING HIM ROYALTIES, TOO!

[chefbayardee]

How is it your brother's font if it's here in another dimension without him?

Unless your brother's here and you don't know it?

Sent on July 01st

[a2lsbgvyb2z3b3jsza]

NO

Sent on July 02nd

[a2lsbgvyb2z3b3jsza]

Of all the days to try to contact me, you chose that one?
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

[Hunk's spam filter is turned off. He will be flooded with spam until he sends in his iMog Slate to be fixed.
a2lsbGVyb2Z3b3JsZA== will not reply to anything in this post any more.]

[hontobakabaka]

Do you want the base history of why people from my Earth don't like it? Or a general analysis of it?

Also, I can probably code something for you that has it default to this. I'm still trying to reverse engineer these talking devices though.

[chefbayardee]

I know why people from my Earth don't like it. I just think they're being silly. It's just a font!

These are basically smartphones, if you know what those are. I can change the simple stuff with a few button presses in the settings. Why are you trying to reverse engineer them? Are you building something?

[twomeals]

are these words called a font
i think it looks cute!

can i be a guest!!!

[chefbayardee]

Yes you can, Yue! o((*^▽^*))o
You don't know how to cook at all, do you?

And yeah, they're called a font.
Like how different people write differently.

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[chosehope]

I'm not quite sure but I think it's fun! You are right, it does make things more cartoony!

Perhaps we should use it more often, it would liven up the place!

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[chefbayardee]

Thank you!
Some people are really not happy with it.
The base font is really boring, if you ask me!

You must be one of the new arrivals, right?
I don't think we've met.
Unless we have!
If so, sorry!! (Θ︹Θ)ს