Comic Sans, sans horror movie instincts

[chefbayardee]

You know, I don't really get why people don't like this font.
I think it's nice! It looks like handwriting.
See, I can even type complete gibberish and it looks fun!

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Look, even that's all cartoony!
We should find some more cool fonts and get them some holidays too!
It's high time for Times New Roman day!

Oh, and Food Lion got delayed since last month was so busy.
Anyone wanna be my kitchen copilot for an episode?
Like a guest star, but with free food!
We can cook stuff from your home, or mine, or from Vaikuntha.
I'm not picky!

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Nobody should ever use Mogcast

[chefbayardee]

[ He's laughing again! ] Well, we might be able to keep our Moogles and just change the service. They just switch from one uniform to another, and that's that.

[ Balmogra makes an offended gagging sound. Mogcast probably has ugly uniforms, and since Mognet seems to let them wear whatever they want... ]

But seriously what's with all these glitches? Stuff like this never happened back home.

[worldmother]

[ No Hunk, you don't understand. Rufus is kind of a pain, she wouldn't necessarily be opposed to swapping him out for a less difficult model. But she won't say that out loud, instead laughing lightly. ]

I'm wondering if it's a strain on the infrastructure. There were a lot of us who showed up unexpectedly. I doubt any amount of stress testing could have prepared them for that.

[ She hums in thought. ]

Though I guess I shouldn't be surprised you have experience with this kind of thing back home as well. I'm really starting to think our worlds are a lot more similar than I thought.

[chefbayardee]

[ Hunk can't relate to your woes, Elly. Balmogra is pretty great most of the time. ]

But we're just a separate linkshell, we're not the only ones using Mognet. It makes me wonder if other people run into this sort of thing.

[ And you better believe he saw that carrot she dangled in front of him. Since Hunk's almost always hungry, he's gonna try and Bite. ]

But for something more interesting than moogles, Fei and I talked a lot about how our worlds were similar. Did he tell you anything about that? [ He sounds like he's more than willing to recap things, if necessary... ]

[worldmother]

He's told me a few things, but not too much. It seems to me like you know a lot more about our world than I know about yours.

[ You know, like what he shouted at her to break her out of that strange dream. The thing she's avoided talking about with Hunk because... well, where do you even start to explain why something like that hit so hard? She does owe him an explanation... ]

How's this? Let's compare and contrast. Ask me about something, and I'll tell you if we have something similar in our world. As long as you don't mind me doing the same, of course.

[chefbayardee]

Okay, uh... [ He takes a minute to think. Hunk already knows a few things that their worlds have in common, which makes this a bit lopsided, but he lets out a small little cheer when something seems like a good idea. ]

Pizza? [ Good to start simple. ] Calzones? Pepperoni? [ Food is the best icebreaker. ]

I said I wasn't going to tag tonight, and yet

[worldmother]

[ She expected him to ask about things he and Fei had discussed, to inquire further about the inner workings of her own world to draw any further similarities.

But no, instead he throws out gibberish. Okay. ]

I've... never heard of any of those.

[ They sound made up. He's not pulling her leg, is he? ]

this is a great one to break your word on though!

[chefbayardee]

[ There's a pause. A long pause, maybe thirty seconds, where the Elly can only kind of hear the sound of Hunk's breathing. ]

What!? [ He sounds hurt. Angry. Bordering on violent. ]

How do so many dimensions not have pizza?! Or calzones or pepperoni?! Elly, I just... [ Hunk sighs, and then sighs again. ] You all are missing out.

[ And then he disregards the rules of their exchange, because, well... ] Did you even have food back home? Or did you all just eat weird green slime or something?