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real talk guys

does it count as dating someone if you go back in time and it neer happens

can you go on two first dats

or does the first one only count

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youre killing me

[masqueraid]

MALL★WART

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wtf thats just a supermarket

your idea of illegal is messed up

[masqueraid]

who said anything about illegal?

it's a dark place where the sane dare not wander.
the blackest hole of all supermarkets.

[righthandstand]

their logo is red
cant say they represent the dark of night



so you shoplift?

[masqueraid]

You know what's also red?
The flames of hell.

As for the shoplifting... not exactly.
I guess you could say I usually have bigger fish to fry than just supermarkets— when it comes to thieving at least.

[righthandstand]

yeah but hell is pain and suffering, not mystery and evil
there's a difference

so anyway I can just go to the savings bin and buy some stuff to make myself more attractive right?
easy

[masqueraid]

Careful though, the bargain bin speaks of untold horrors in itself, too.
If you need help picking some things out to up that charm stat, let me help.

[righthandstand]

I know how it works
you gotta make sure nothing is broken but sometimes the packaging is damaged and no one wants to buy that for some reason

how do you think i save all this money? buying perfume right off the shelf?
hell no