Text || 59 Loops of Summer

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real talk guys

does it count as dating someone if you go back in time and it neer happens

can you go on two first dats

or does the first one only count

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so youre my age
were you dating girls since middle school??

[masqueraid]

I'd really only say since last year, to be fair.

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NO
THATS NOT FAIR
YOURE ALREADY A LADYKILLER AFTER ONE YEAR
HOW DO GUYS DO IT

WHY
WHAT ARE YOUR SECRETS

[masqueraid]

Well...
Working at the bar helped, you meet a lot of people that way.
You could try a maid café, but I'm not sure if Vaikuntha has one, hmm...

Oh, maybe try spending time at the bath house?

( and that's how you max your charm stat. #persona )

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I cant work at a maid café asshole I cant pull it off
and why would chicks go looking for a boyfriend at a bathhouse??
unless its coed??

[masqueraid]

No that's not what I—
Nevermind. Forget the café.

A far as the bathhouse goes— it's about being clean and smelling good.

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I take baths
are you saying I stink?

[masqueraid]

Can't say for sure.
iMogs don't have a scratch and sniff option as far as I know, so...

Better safe than sorry.

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im gonna be so clean
cleaner than you
ill show you how nice I can smell

[masqueraid]

That's the spirit!
In fact, why not add some hints of lavender and honeysuckle for good measure?

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lavender is for girls

why cant i smell like evergreens

[masqueraid]

Exactly. You follow me?

( get ready for this big brain theory, okuyasu... )

Lavender is for girls.

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[...

...

HOLY SHIT. THIS IS GALAXY BRAIN STUFF.]

so theyre gonna fall for me if i wear girl perfume??

[He almost got it.]

[masqueraid]

( dammit it, man. you almost had it, he knows you did... !! )

ahhh

too far, too far
rein it back a little

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some girl perfume

come on dont be vague!

[masqueraid]

ok, ok
we'll just keep it simple.
maybe start with some old spicy or something?

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the one with the commercials of that blitzball player?
i think those are tight

anyway how much does it cost

[masqueraid]

that's right.
look at your blitzball. now look at me.

you know the one.

anyway, don't worry about the cost— I can hook you up.

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what do you got an illegal stash of body spray
did you get the stuff that's not supposed to be out on market

is there a black market thing for that though? i know there's stuff for women's perfumes since that shits expensive

[masqueraid]

gasp— you're not asking me to reveal my secrets are you?

but between you and me... you're right.
the stuff I've found you can only get from the darkest, blackest of markets...
a place where many dare not even go.

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WHERE

[masqueraid]

it is a place many dare not wander.
I'm not sure I even want to subject you to its horrors...

There's no going back, not once you step foot into...
into......

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youre killing me

[masqueraid]

MALL★WART

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wtf thats just a supermarket

your idea of illegal is messed up