The third April 8th, and every April 8th thereafter [text]

[tiredcharmer]

Invitation to linkshell "troll groundhog day." Accept? Y/N


pissing on the wwwwildfire [text]

alright people, wwwwe've got a lot of wwwwork to do

if you see a big problemmmm (or sommmmething that just mmmmakes you feel shitty), post it here wwwwith the time/place and put a group together to solve it. once you've figured it out, be a pal and tell us howwww you took care of it

i'mmmm gonna put this up at the start of every loop, adding everything wwwwe've discovered to the mmmmain post so wwwwe can keep shit organized

let's get mmmmoving

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April 09th, loop# ???, OTA Moogles

[acapriciousreaper]

How many of you know what's going on? Boss told me... some stuff, last night. And as crazy as it is to think about, I believe him. He's not the most honest person around, but he's not the prankster type, you know?

...

If what he's saying is true and the world's gonna end, I think we gotta do somethin' about it. There's something only we can do, right? According to him, a lotta shit goes bad because Mognet's not working up to snuff. I think maybe this is something we can help out with. We need to help out at Mognet. There's some bad people spreadin' lies about the offworlders, too- maybe we can put a stop to that. Vaikuntha's our home, and I'm not gonna just sit back and watch it all go to hell. Who's with me?

[sassafrisk]

NGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

My little punk has grown up so much over this past year! Hell, they won't even let me noogie 'em anymore, they're that fast! And they've been trying so fucking hard to help everybody during all this Calamity bullshit!

I'm no good with computers but I can sure as hell motivate everybody else to get off their asses and start working!

[acapriciousreaper]

Hey, do I look like a computer whiz to you? I wanted to be a bartender before I got this gig.

Still. I'm gonna do my best to help out. And if we all make it out of this, hey-

Drinks are on me.

... I should create a cocktail and call it the Baha Blast

[mech_and_mutt]

i hear you can go through a few dozen of them and not even remember having drank it.

[mech_and_mutt]

the Baha Blast: it blows you clear into last weekend.

[mech_and_mutt]

a drink for when you're absolutely, positively done with life.

[timecrash]

oh my mog these are the beeeeest

[mech_and_mutt]

thank you. i majored in communications.

[mech_and_mutt]

your boss is telling you the truth. i didn't think i'd believe him, but Red offered me evidence i found impossible to refute.

that said, count me in. mognet is long overdue for a shakeup. the only things left worth using are mogspace and mognetsy. i'm sure i can show them more interesting things they can do with their network while i'm at it.

[acapriciousreaper]

Morbid curiosity. What irrefutable evidence?
Mostly Boss said some things that I never told him that he probably couldn't have known otherwise, and given what I know about him... I don't think he'd go that far for a joke.

[mech_and_mutt]

something close to that. Red asked me to imagine a set of words i would never say, and he guessed them on the spot, with all the impatience of someone who had already been through the process a few dozen times.

furthermore, he's not a very good liar. if it was all some big joke he would have been wagging the whole time.

[acapriciousreaper]

...

so what set of words would you never, ever say?

[mech_and_mutt]

mogswell house instant coffee crystals.

[acapriciousreaper]

...

You know, I'm not a coffee drinker, not really. I'm not picky about it, as long as it's not too dark a roast and it's got a shot of Varentain Dew in it

But that shit is an abomination

[mech_and_mutt]

thank you. remind me to siphon you a mug of ennui sometime. you seem like the sort of moogle who could appreciate artisanal potables. better yet, i'll see if Fenton will let me borrow his vacuum brewer and bring it with me to Mognet.

on that note. what exactly is your plan once we get there?

[acapriciousreaper]

Ask what needs doing and then do it as best I can. They're short on mogpower and that's why everything goes to hell, or so I hear.

And that sounds... okay, I guess. Don't tell anyone but I've got a bottle of Midwinter Nights' Dram that I've been saving for a special occasion. Can't think of one more special than canceling the apocalypse. Maybe we can swap?

[mech_and_mutt]

alcoholic drinks aren't my forte, but from that name alone i have to wonder how you managed to keep it hidden from Kuja.

keep it in your pocket until after we've saved the world. even if we aren't aware of it, the significance of our little celebration would be diminished if we'd already held it prematurely a few dozen times.

[acapriciousreaper]

gonna be real with you here, the Boss is a friggin' lightweight.

He acts like he's pretty composed while he's drinking but that's because he keeps hitting himself with Esuna every so often. Handle his liquor, the man can not.

[mech_and_mutt]

don't get me wrong, i respect a man who knows the value in turning a bloated consumerist oligarchy against itself. but somehow that doesn't surprise me one bit.

then again, it's not about getting drunk. it's about the statement he makes by drinking.

[acapriciousreaper]

you're probably not even wrong

Re: April 09th, loop# ???, OTA Moogles

[plagueofshadows]

Normally, I would believe the words of Master... Knight, to be little more than his usual insane rambling, but he has demonstrated to me that there may be some truth to what he's told me, and against my better judgement, I am inclined to believe him. Do you believe that we could make a difference at Mognet headquarters? If this is your plan, then you have my support, it would be better than sitting idle.

-Mogstantine