The third April 8th, and every April 8th thereafter [text]

[tiredcharmer]

Invitation to linkshell "troll groundhog day." Accept? Y/N


pissing on the wwwwildfire [text]

alright people, wwwwe've got a lot of wwwwork to do

if you see a big problemmmm (or sommmmething that just mmmmakes you feel shitty), post it here wwwwith the time/place and put a group together to solve it. once you've figured it out, be a pal and tell us howwww you took care of it

i'mmmm gonna put this up at the start of every loop, adding everything wwwwe've discovered to the mmmmain post so wwwwe can keep shit organized

let's get mmmmoving

Comments

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[wind_in_my_ears]

Uh... No. I think we forgot to ask.

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[defenestraighttomyheart]

I see that my work is cut out for me.

I'll see what I can do.

However,

I'm going to have to ask you a favor.

I need you to cheer someone up.

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[wind_in_my_ears]

Absolutely, who is it? I'll do everything I can!

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[defenestraighttomyheart]

His name is Johnny. He's recently had a terrible breakup. I had to jump him out of a forest full of creatures that would have torn him apart.

He also has a face like what would happen if you stuck a wig on a car trunk door that was beat on by a wave of angry children with hammers.

After that same trunk car door was the subject of The Fly.

Yeah, no, calamity hornets didn't actually get to him. His face just looks like that.

Good luck!