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Richard Conway ([personal profile] defenestraighttomyheart) wrote in [community profile] melodiesofkupo 2019-03-22 03:16 am (UTC)

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His name is Johnny. He's recently had a terrible breakup. I had to jump him out of a forest full of creatures that would have torn him apart.

He also has a face like what would happen if you stuck a wig on a car trunk door that was beat on by a wave of angry children with hammers.

After that same trunk car door was the subject of The Fly.

Yeah, no, calamity hornets didn't actually get to him. His face just looks like that.

Good luck!

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