(n+1) [text] Fuzzy timeline (One of several latter April 08ths)

[mech_and_mutt]

To heck with it. As long as we're doing this, anyone wanna try our luck against some hamsters?

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[sassafrisk]

you know what screw it

pretty sure this timeline's bunk anyways

and if we die we can try again

yaaaaay

marine hamsters are a problem, wanna try and take them out?

[strawberryredgrave]

Funny thing: I was an adventurer like most of the offworlders 'til a hamster got me in the knee. And the arms. And the face.

Basically, I'm in.

[alborada]

When?

[defenestraighttomyheart]

No, trust me, this is a terrible idea. They have many bitey jaws and somehow know to fear doors.

I may have spent a few cycles trying, thinking that the first time was a fluke.

[wheretheresawill]

Sure. Why not.

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[whirluendo_of_puns]

[.....

He's really, really not eager to volunteer for this, but looking at certain people who already responded...]

I don't suppose you're in need of a Bard who could sing you a little anti-hamster tune?

[exspeariment]

I'm doing it. Not for the fun of it, but to reunite everyone who has been separated.

Ok, maybe also for the fun of it, BUT STILL!

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[bladeofconquest]

Oh what the hell. What's the point of time looping over and over if you can't have a little pointless fun? I need to blow off some steam anyway.

Count me in.

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[righthandstand]

yolo

[littlemhigan]

at this point.

fuck it.

im tired of cultists.

[mech_and_mutt]

Goes without saying I wouldn't normally do this, either.

I DID hear about those. We have any idea what's going on?

[mech_and_mutt]

Hah! I knew you wouldn't miss this.

Don't suppose you ever dreamed of fighting something like a hamster before?

[mech_and_mutt]

Depends on when I can get some people together for it. I know we've got a lot in our dish right now.

[mech_and_mutt]

You already

What do you mean they fear doors?

[mech_and_mutt]

I can think of a few good reasons. But we've got nothing to lose NOW, right?

[mech_and_mutt]

Anti-hamster tune?

How does THAT go?

[mech_and_mutt]

You've got weird ideas of fun. You HAVE heard of these things, right?

[mech_and_mutt]

And if we don't get it the first time we'll at least know how to do it on the second.

Any idea what you'll bring?

[mech_and_mutt]

What's that?

[mech_and_mutt]

No luck on that, I take it?

[defenestraighttomyheart]

okay so they somehow know to hole up in confined areas. they decided to hole up in a bit of wreckage. on the wreckage was a door.

i am a master of door-fu.

however, whenever I tried to slam the door in their face and bludgeon a few, they straight up dodged out of the way and

and

just trust me you don't want to know what happened there.

[littlemhigan]

its a work in progress.

[mech_and_mutt]

Hey, if you can take the hamsters you'll be able to take ANYTHING.

What's the hiccup with the cultists, anyhow?

[mech_and_mutt]

Is THAT what those big boots are for?

[bladeofconquest]

Nohr Noble's not quite there yet, since I'm still missing a couple of the stronger spells and abilities, so probably Dark Knight, since that's currently the one asterisk I have mastered and we'll probably need the defense.

Plus it sounds like we're gonna get pretty banged up anyway and Dark Knight is good for that, too.