(n+1) [text] Fuzzy timeline (One of several latter April 08ths)

[mech_and_mutt]

To heck with it. As long as we're doing this, anyone wanna try our luck against some hamsters?

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[defenestraighttomyheart]

No, trust me, this is a terrible idea. They have many bitey jaws and somehow know to fear doors.

I may have spent a few cycles trying, thinking that the first time was a fluke.

[mech_and_mutt]

You already

What do you mean they fear doors?

[defenestraighttomyheart]

okay so they somehow know to hole up in confined areas. they decided to hole up in a bit of wreckage. on the wreckage was a door.

i am a master of door-fu.

however, whenever I tried to slam the door in their face and bludgeon a few, they straight up dodged out of the way and

and

just trust me you don't want to know what happened there.

[mech_and_mutt]

Is THAT what those big boots are for?

[defenestraighttomyheart]

Oh, yeah. Back home these babies could fire off doors like railguns.

[mech_and_mutt]

[There's a bit of a pause in the conversation.]

That's just kinda your thing, is it?

[defenestraighttomyheart]

What do you mean?

[mech_and_mutt]

You're talking about it like kicking doors is a big part of your strategy.

[defenestraighttomyheart]

I mean it's not my only trick.

I can make doors smack into people with an app on my phone.

And uh

I could make outlets shock people, but that's lethal and not really my style.

[mech_and_mutt]

Is this why the warehouse job went so bad? Not enough doors for you to use?