"You'll never get it right! There's no beating the real thing, kuPUUUUfufufufuuuu...!"

Y'know, shit like that.

[Nice falsetto, Kanji. But he passed the end of the tape measure to her.]

Uh, p-put this end at the... where the legs meet. I dunno why the carbuncles didn't get a mention either. Maybe it's beginner stuff? I bet everybody wants to summon huge, cool stuff so that's what they advertise to get some fresh blood in the Guild.

Hell, it's pretty typical of a tactic.