[To find love, she's dropped out of college to become a national celebrity. There are certainly worse things she could be doing, worse skills she could be learning.]

Really? Ah, that'd be so much fun! Ever since seeing one as a child, I've always wanted to try finishing one, but I never seem to be able to. [Or she loses it. That happens a lot, too.] It's too bad no one can teach me French, though. I've always thought I'd look stylish reading a French magazine...you understand, don't you?