It sure ain't my choice.

[What sort of sick, cruel mind would try and give a caninu a vegetarian diet?]

And I've fished out ones the size of airships. How d'ya think you could catch somethin' like that without a harpoon?! Good luck even reachin' those with your paws, let alone actually catching 'em!

[...Beat.]

...But if they're only big enough around here to be served on plates, I guess you could use your hands.